Monday night pron?

We have a man on our quiz team specifically for questions like those.

 

Heh. According to this

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/article5793104.ece

She's getting a mauling in the Mail for being “a hateful know-all” and
a “horse-toothed snob”.

Which is nice :/

Also some interesting parallels with Jade Goody/Tweed being drawn, for
some reason ? !

P.

 

He was great value the other day on the One Show when they were
promoting The Victorians. He managed to sneer and make offhand
comments about pretty much everything else they had on the show.

 

"Spread the load". I'd have got 4/5.

I'm usually the sports "expert"[1] when we do a quiz.

[1] Although I use the term lightly.

 

Heh, saw that. The epitome of disdain for the entire proceedings.

Wonder why he went on at all ?

P.

 

Bear wrote:
[Paxman]

IKWYM, but sometimes I wonder whether some of it is just a TV persona.
There was sometimes an underlying smile that he seemed to be trying not
to show when he was on the One Show.

He's a class act in that situation.

 

gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

Hmm. If the Daily Wail started slinging insults at me, I'd be very
tempted to regard it as a compliment.

 

I'm surging with anger just thinking about the cunts.

 

Oh, I think it's entirely an act. But he's good at it.

 

There's a big black hole in my general (and current affairs) knowledge
and that hole is called 'Sport'. It doesn't matter how much attention I
try to pay, I just can't do it. I almost involuntarily shudder as I get
past the financial page in a newspaper because I know all that's coming
is football, football, cricket and more fucking football.

Ask me to name the last ten US states in alphabetical order and I'm your
man. Ask me the last ten Wimbledon winners, or the ten highest England
goal scorers, and I'm glad we have Jim on the team.

 

I've never won free beer with a Google search. Especially when the use
of phones is banned.

 

Post corrected.

 

Whereas I pretty much always read a newspaper back to front. Or go
straight to the Sport section if it's the weekend.

Hmmm...I'd struggle with those too. As I said, I use the term "expert"
lightly, but it's OK in the context of the rest of my usual pub quiz
team members.

 

I'm exactly the same.

I've tried to "get interested" in several sports: football, rugby,
cricket, motorracing, but can't muster the enthusiasm for any of it. I
used to love watching cricket when I was in my late teens, but I can't
remember why.

 

You could have waited for the 'Nuts' issue.

P.

 

He's too busy trying to sell his Fireblade on Facebook.

 

If I had any half sucked Wurthers in my pocket I'd make an offer on it.

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Funnily enough I was thinking Darsy and Oggy were a bit wierd.

She made me daydream of her wrists tied to the bar behind my bed. A rope in
a double loop around her neck, the ends tied to her ankles held raised above
her head.

I mean, look at her, why wouldn't you.

 

What the **** is the shouting **** all about? That's utterly
unwatchable.

--
Veggie Dave
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"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

 

I couldn't answer any of the questions either. I believe that means I
have a life and I'm not a retarded fuckwit who really should get out
more.

--
Veggie Dave
http://www.iq18films.co.uk

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine