Monday night pron?

Andy, you really should click on the link before talking about fucking
clowns.

 

You're fucking weird you are.

 

So, would you?

 

Yeah, I hadn't bothered with the link.

Still haven't but I assume it's a clown of some sort?

 

I suspect Andrew's post may have been sarcastic.

 

****. Really?

I know none of them. I spose I ought to know the actor in Slumdog
Millionaire, but as
a) he was pretty much unknown before that film and
b) has a funny foreign sounding name
I don't feel so bad.

 

4ax.com:

I don't think Patel counts as foreign any more.

It was mildly amusing when the BBC News "Mark Kermode is on holiday"
presenter insisted on calling him Dave Patel.

 

I wasn't trying to be sarcastic, but nor was I trying to suggest that I
fancied her - I was just mildly curious as to why Nuts magazine might think
that there was an audience eager to see UC contestants with their kit off.

Then again it may start a trend - we can look forward to Mastermuff,
Cuntdown, 15 into 1, The Wankest Link and, for German audiences, The
CrappedOn Factor

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

I may have to borrow that, if you don't mind.

 

I'm worried now - you're not going to be sticking "Scat swap school" on
tonight are you?

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Sheesh - we were calling it by that name back in 1980.

 

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/60501705/swap.avi?tab=summary

 

Other than a lead role in Skins.

Yeah, like you wouldn't guess at 'Patel'?

 

Well it's a fairly obvious pun, especially if you're trying to think of a
list of pornographic quiz shows.

In retrospect I should have gone with "Die Krapton Factor", which sounds
more German (well, it does to me, but I got 7% in the last German exam I
took in school[1]).

I was also tempted to use 'Masterhind", but it seemed less obviously sexual.

Whatever, I'll be sure to e-mail you advance copies of anything I write from
now on so that you can check for originality.

[1] Compared to a staggering 14% in the last French exam I took, cf. some
other thread somewhere.

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You're a man of the world Champ, and no mistake!

 

They only sound funny and foreign because of the accent.

 

You'm roight theyair ower kid. I cor understand sum of them Brummies.


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Yes. Thankyou Ely.

 

Ehbagume. She looks like that Claire burd from t'Street.

""It is nice that people are saying nice things about my appearance, and
not nasty things.

But on the other hand it's really sad that they feel the necessity to
say things about my appearance at all." "


Ffs. Does no modern lassie know how to take a compliment?

 

Nothing new under the sun, mate.