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Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Smeeegles, Nov 3, 2008.

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    Smeeegles Guest

    Congrats to Phil and Amy n the birth of their Little boy Kieran
    Congrats to Teddie and Rob on their new un named Puggles.
    Both born within a day of each other.
     
    Smeeegles, Nov 3, 2008
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    JL Guest

    Thank christ for that. I was going to ask WTF on "puggles"

    JL
     
    JL, Nov 4, 2008
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    ARRGH; I MUST HAVE one of them!!
    (Too bad my good dog died though. I'll have to just force the stupid one to
    come with me.)
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 5, 2008
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    bikerbetty Guest


    See, that always happens! My good cat died and I thought the replacement
    would be just like him - HA! Oscar is to Ollie as Osama bin Laden is to
    Jesus!

    AAAAARGH, even a cat person could be sucked in by that puggle though....
    Noooooooooo! Run awaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

    betty, covering eyes
     
    bikerbetty, Nov 5, 2008
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    I've got mental images of that damn surly cat carrying you out, Fred
    Flintstone-style, and dumping you in the Pugglepod while it hops onto the
    SV!
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 5, 2008
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    bikerbetty Guest

    BWAHAHAHA, you wouldn't say that if you saw Oscar right how. He's been
    pulling out clumps of fur for the last few weeks and leaving them around the
    house, like dead giant guinea pigs.... but today he finally went to the
    V-E-T for his annual shots and haircut...... <snigger> I will have to get a
    photo. He looks so pathetic with his bald patches and his shaved bits (and
    he seems to have shrunk!) - and I think he's feeling the cold, poor petal...

    betty
     
    bikerbetty, Nov 5, 2008
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  7. I really can't see any differences there... They both wear featureless
    robes, they're both followed around by blinkered minions who'll obey their
    every command (even when they don't command it), they're both circumcised to
    impede masturbation, they both think their mother's a virgin... Need I go
    on?

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    Bob Milutinovic
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    Bob Milutinovic, Nov 6, 2008
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  8. Y'see, that's what happens when weeks of rain inhibit riding; riders turn
    their attentions to other pursuits! :p

    Congratulations to both couples; a perfect excuse (erm, I mean opportunity!)
    to get that pocket bike you've always wanted ;-)

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    Bob Milutinovic
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    Bob Milutinovic, Nov 6, 2008
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  9. Photos available here ;-)

    http://LoversHaven.tk/i/shaven1.jpg
    http://LoversHaven.tk/i/shaven2.jpg

    (Yes, I know they're old news, but they somehow seemed appropriate)

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    Bob Milutinovic
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    Bob Milutinovic, Nov 6, 2008
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    The dumb saps who were their disciples all got killed in horrible ways!
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 6, 2008
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    bikerbetty Guest

    BOB! Good to see you again - it's been a little while :)

    What I always found amusing was that Osama has such a beautiful gentle face.
    I know it sounds really dumb, but if i were to look at a pic of Osama and at
    those artists' impressions of Jesus, I would think they looked kind of like
    siblings...except Osama looks kinder and more serene somehow... how does
    THAT work?

    betty, clearly a sucker for a pretty face
    omigod, how shallow......
     
    bikerbetty, Nov 6, 2008
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    He has no doubts. He knows, with a bone deep certainty, that he's
    right. That he's doing God's work, that God loves him and will
    protect him, and that through him there will come paradise on Earth.
    No questions, no doubts, no fears.

    It's the uncertainty, the fear of not getting it right, the knowledge
    of fallibility that stops normal people from being serene.

    The earliest Gospel has Jesus uncertain at the end. By the time the
    latest one was written, that was considered Not Possible.

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Nov 6, 2008
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    theo Guest

    Osama is much taller. I suspect Jesus looked more like a young Arafat

    Theo
     
    theo, Nov 6, 2008
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  14. Just a little while... What's it been, about fourteen months? :-/

    Hope you've been keeping the boys under control in that time; you know how
    sloppy they get with their grammar :p

    How's Can'tberra treating you?

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    Bob Milutinovic, Nov 8, 2008
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    Damien Guest

    Considering that Jesus was regarded as a terrorist of sorts in his own
    time (if he even really existed at all), you may like to reconsider the
    appropriateness of the example! :)
     
    Damien, Nov 8, 2008
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    Damien Guest

    That's one of the reasons a McCain win would have been so scary - Palin
    believes, with the same level of certainty, that Jesus will come again
    in her own lifetime, and that the end times are upon us. Is that really
    the sort of person we want to be entrusting the launch codes to? :-S
     
    Damien, Nov 8, 2008
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    bikerbetty Guest

    <thinking thinking> Nah.... :p My example is based on the 2008 western
    Christian stereotype of Jesus as the archetypal fully-sick Good Guy and
    Osama as the stereotypical archetypal fully-sick Baddie. This isn't meant to
    be an intellectual argument, so there <juvenile nyah nyah noises> - I'm
    generalising about the relative merits of my CATS :-D Ollie GOOD, Oscar
    BAD...

    betty, who thinks Jesus the man may
    have existed, but is pretty bloody iffy
    on the Chinese-whispers stories of
    miracles etc.
     
    bikerbetty, Nov 9, 2008
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    bikerbetty Guest

    Gosh, has it been that long? Hope all's well - I missed you!
    Ugh, they're impossible! It's tho'se bloody apo'strophe's - they catch them
    every time!
    Can'tberra is, you know..... But it was improved today by the addition of Mr
    Hankey, who, I can tell you, is a real person :) We had a coffee this arv
    after our respective returns from the Snowy Ride. Ah, the Snowy Ride.....
    (which was great, I have to say!) Will do that one again!

    betty
     
    bikerbetty, Nov 9, 2008
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    GB Guest

    At my work, I'm always tempted to abbreviate 'Associate Professor' to
    Ass'Pro', but I'm not sure that would go down too well, no matter how
    accurate it might actually be and regardless of where I stick the
    apostrophes.


    GB
     
    GB, Nov 10, 2008
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    bill_h Guest

    So there is plenty of AssPros about, just that some of them are
    properly qualified?
     
    bill_h, Nov 10, 2008
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