More oddness from the sky pixie brigade

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8103581.stm

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, boots

"**** off. Case dismissed. NEXT!"

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I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

The answer my friend is blowin' on the web -

http://www.bondara.co.uk/bondage-gear/masks-blindfolds/596/leather-blindfold.html

Or if that is too expensive I'm sure the local pound shop
will fix them up with a nice black waste paper bin.

Alternatively there is a nice place in Switzerland - Digitas I
think its called. I for one would consider chippin in for a
dual seat.

 

so the stupid twats get their over ride switch, turn the lights off because
they arent alowed to use power on certian days, then they get mugged on the
way to their flat in the dark, who do the fuckers sue then.

 

"They also said that their solicitors told them they had a strong
claim."

Of course they did.

A strong claim on some meaty costs irrespective of the outcome.

The cunts deserve each other.

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The sort of thing that makes one nod approvingly at anti-semites,
really.

 

No! This is a matter that needs to be handled with sensitivity.

"Can you point to the exact passage in the Torah where god forbids
activating motion sensitive electric lights on the Sabbath? No? Right,
**** off. Case dismissed. NEXT!"

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Harsh, but fair. They've already admitted to a mental illness so in
the absence of treatment then euthanasia.

 

It's a holiday flat too. **** sake, just lie in like everyone else.

 

What did I say about eradicating all organised religion...

 

Hey we could gas^H^H^H erm as you were.

 

"Other residents in the block of 35 flats, who could end up having to
pay legal costs, are upset. "

That will really further their cause. [1]

[1] There was an actual punch up at one residents meeting in our block
in Paddington. Good it was.

 

I see watt you did there.

 

As long as eradicate means round up and gas I am with you there.

 

Its not a matter of using power, they would leave the lights on.
The actual prohibition is against lighting a fire, which is interpreted
by some to include the sparks which may happen inside an electric switch.

 

An interpretation of a book of fairy stories FFS. They believe in an
invisible pixie their opinion is worth 3/5 of **** all.

 

So they piss everyone else off, waste energy and go to court (wasting
even more resources) because of what they believe 'may happen'?

FWIW the light sensor is probably electronically switched so they can
be reassured that there will be no 'sparks'. [1]

Oh sorry forgot ... 'pixie brigade'. ;-)

T i m

[1] And will probably also be zero-crossing-switched so there couldn't
possibly be a spark under any circumstances.

 

And it's not the Jew who's causing the light to come on.
It's the light sensor that's spying on the Jew....

 

DING
Not that the facts are going to stop someone intent on being a fuckwit.

 

LOL (really).

It's funny all this Pixie lark. As an agnostic (atheist?) I don't
'believe' in anything in particular but am willing to stay open minded
about it all *and* let folk get on with what they feel they need to
do. However, I draw the line at anyone trying to convert anyone else
to their ways, even if it is their 'task' in life, directly (cold
calling) or indirectly (making 35 other families living in the same
flats suffer the lights on all the time / whatever).

To me all this pixie stuff is like the public announcement films they
used to put out for "In case of a nuclear attack' days ... filling
suitcases with earth and barricading themselves under the stairs etc.

It had little value in a real sense but kept the masses occupied. ;-)

T i m