More sad news - Hopper almost down

I've only ever been to one funeral for a mate that died on a bike, and
that was mid-80s. Now it's mainly the old gimmers, although my mate of
47 died last year.

 

A very good friend of mine has just died at the grand old age of 44.

We "saw him off" last Tuesday from his favourite pub.

Three *BIG* star shell rockets, with the gunpowder made from his ashes.

Not a dry eye in sight.

 

"Ow, ow, got something in my eyes, you bastard."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Oh sure, but we can agree that bending her over the coffin is (at best)
in questionable taste, yes?

 

Depends if it's a goth funeral or not, surely?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Timo Geusch

A goth funeral?

How would one tell?

 

From experience, it's the creak of PVC just after the phrase "all rise".

 

Doh. Funeral. That was a wedding. Still, just goes to show it's hard to
tell sometimes.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

Well, quite.