Well, it's sitting at the Chateau now. It's really as per auction - a pretty good Morini 500, showing the years with a nice patina, not all original, but in sound working order. At least for the moment. It starts from cold on the electric foot, which is good. It's a five-speeder and all gears are present and correct. There's a little bit of clutch slip when WFO but the clutch cable seems to have no free play in it at all, so maybe adjustment will cure it. Maybe. The idiot light panel does nothing. All the other electrics work, though. The Pope has been informed. There's a scuff mark on one fork leg's chrome, but the seal isn't leaking. Yet. The rather manky chrome to-into-one is LOUD. A couple of small rips in the seat cover. Black gaffa tape will do for the moment. The handling is fabulous. There's a hole where arev counter should be. It ought to be electronic, and some There are a few other things to sort - there's scuffed chroome on one fork leg but the seal isn't leaking. Or else there's no oil in the leg. The white wheels are horrible: Nitromors beckons, I think. I think a good inspection is called for once the rain stops. There's a massive history, or rather, collection of receipts with it. I counted 32 separate bills, spanning the years. An interesting one is a bill for over £300, in 1997, for "Rebuild of engine from box of parts supplied". There are also bills for a crank regrind and other major surgery. This collection suggests either that it's had all the work it needed done to it since 1993 (when the archive begins) or that a succession of owners have thrown money at it, retired defeated, and flogged it onto the next sucker. Oh, God, it's fun, though.