Morocco or bust

So when does it happen, and what do I need to buy to take part?

 

Prolly April or May next year. You'll need a bike that's over twenty years
old, under 250cc (strictly speaking it should be under 200cc, but whatever),
and utterly crap. You'll also need a cool, dark place to leave your brain
while you're away.

 

"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that'd be suitable.... You wanna get out
there. You talk to me."

 

I'm thinking of TOG's Z200, or similar...combination cheap winter
(and rainy day) hack and folly steed.