Motorcycle Punchline

hi

Me arpit . I bought a new honda rc51.I want to write a quote on my bike
or punchline.Pls suggest some really cool across the face 2 or max 4
letter quotes.

Thnks in advance.

Arpit

 

****

 

We have a winner!

 

"Running in - please pass"?

 

I was so shocked that nobody had already posted the obvious I had to
check who I'd killfiled recently.

 

Maybe Mr Armpit is just a troll?

 

xr2i? I'd rather die.

If you can read this then you're faster than you look.

Tuck in behind me, I'll show you where to fall off.

Don't follow me, I'm fucking lost too.

Actually I do own the bastard road!

Ride it like you stole it. (Unless it is a Bandit 600 in which case it
probably is stolen, eh Steve?)

Back off, If I wanted a trailer I'd have fucking bought one.

Hey, that's my slipstream, go get your fucking own.

Are you reading this or looking at my arse?

HTH

 

Given the poor english in the original post and the impossibility of a
2 or 4 LETTER slogan, I am assuming that he/she means 2-4 words.

Muppet. Try and be constructive.

 

Assuming doesn't mean you're correct. I actually thought he was just
another northern wanker who couldn't type properly because of his
webbed fingers.

I'm always constructive.

 

And counting the number of words in each of your "totally unfunny" quotes
I fail to see any that 4 words in length.

Neither did he ask for a slogan, but a "quote"
Of which the winner was
"****"

See how that matches 4 letters ?

Before you throw the insult, check your own muppet meter.

 

<flaps Vees>

 

Whatever.

I actually found a couple of them mildly amusing, however, I find
there's something inherently sad about putting someone else's tag/slogan
on your own numberplate.

 

you don't seem to mind my webbed fingers.

being married to a northerner, spending 5/7ths of the week in the
north makes you almost northern yourself.

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Me ****!

 

As opposed to your amazing wit

Hardley a famous quote is it. Who was it, Newton who had an apple fall
on his head and said "****"???

He/She also asks for a Punchline (LINE you see muppet, the word line,
as in sentence???)

You can count? With all your inbreeding I'd have thought that was
nearly impossible, what with having 6 fingers and 2 thumbs on each
hand.

It's not an insult when it's true, simply stating fact you clown.

 

Wik amazed me (Truly) by saying this:

Which is the first nice thing I have seen posted on here for while.

Thank you, the world is full of nice people after all.

 

Arse. I'm not doing anything to improve my rufty-tufty biker image,
then?

Hey ho.

 

According to Ogden we live in the north now. He was almost suffering
from altitude sickness traveling as far north as Bedford.

 

You're not alone. If I ever work up the energy to replace my sig I
might just put **** and be done with it.

 

Stop Maidenhead North!