I knew we have a mouse or meeses in the garage, one of those open weave decorators throws has made a lovely nest for them, of course as with all rodents they cant just curl up in it, they have to chew it to bits to get it just right for them. The throw was ontop of my welder, which is in the corner of the little 'room' at the end of the garage, one used to be the bog the other the coal hole i think, i wasnt fussed, we live right on the edge of town so more in the country so we're used to seeing wildlife about, and the mouse haddnt chewed any wires or owt, so i was happy to let him live there. That was untill i needed to do a quick bit of welding today, i made a lot of noise so he'd fuck off before i removed his nest from the top of the welder, wheeled it out, set it up, put me welding helmet on and started welding, but my eyes were watering, and when i took a deep breath i almost passed out, The little bastard has been using my welding helmet as his toilet. The dog went mental when she sniffed it after i had thrown it on the floor to get some fresh air, and proceded to lick all the mouse crap and piss stains up, then i had to take all the electronics out (one of those autodarkening jobbies) so i could pressure wash the helmet, then give it a good spray with fabreeze, i now have a nail in the wall to hang the helmet up when i'm done welding,