move over plod Pans...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by wessie, Oct 20, 2006.

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    wessie Guest

    wessie, Oct 20, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

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    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    That Harrison Ford has a lot to answer for.
     
    Lozzo, Oct 20, 2006
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    Owen Guest

    Thank f*ck he was ok... We may not always love the old bill, but thank
    f*ck they're there...

    I have recently had cause to call them...

    Traffic cops rock... Despite my points, I do believe they are the good
    guy's...



    *ducks*
     
    Owen, Oct 20, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    platypus, Oct 20, 2006
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  7. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo belched forth and ejected the following:
    I was in Makro the other day and quite fancied one of his hats.

    Or was it Asda...
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 20, 2006
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    Donald Guest

    We know you're not keen on them but pissing on them in the showroom is a
    bit much !
     
    Donald, Oct 20, 2006
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  9. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Donald belched forth and ejected the following:
    I think he was talking about the age of people that have to reach that
    certain age before they leave that ammonia based smell upon the plastic
    covered goodness that BMW call a seat.
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 20, 2006
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    Plodhog Guest


    Dont tell me--- you're gay

    fx < farts>
     
    Plodhog, Oct 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Stay away from PC Bishop's bins.
     
    BGN, Oct 21, 2006
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    Dan L Guest

    Whinging Courier tossed off:
    makes a change from the sofa, I guess.


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    Dan L, Oct 21, 2006
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    Eiron Guest

    "Once he was arrested it soon became clear why the car thief was so
    desperate to get away. Not only was the car stolen but he was also
    wanted by the police for a long list of crimes. Incredibly, PC Bishop
    escaped with no broken bones - in fact his most serious injury was
    ligament damage to his ankle, from which he is currently recovering."

    So if the police had bothered to arrest him after any of the 'long list
    of crimes'
    then the Volvo wouldn't have been stolen, the BMW wouldn't have been wrecked
    and PC Bishop wouldn't have injured his ligament.

    Committing loads of crimes - not a problem.
    Turning off the motorway in Swansea - a serious offence.
    It's good to see that the police have their priorities right.
     
    Eiron, Oct 21, 2006
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    Tarby777 Guest

    !What followed was a series of events that would usually be found in a
    You can't bash the bishop?
     
    Tarby777, Oct 21, 2006
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    Donald Guest

    I think the medication needs a small adjustment or maybe I need to add a
    smiley ;-)
     
    Donald, Oct 21, 2006
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  16. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Donald belched forth and ejected the following:
    Miserable git :)
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 22, 2006
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