move over plod Pans...

http://www.worldofbmw.com/content/article.asp?article=646&artDate=17/10/2006+17:31:06

"Police Constable Bishop's company vehicle is a BMW R 1150 GS Adventure"

!What followed was a series of events that would usually be found in a
Hollywood action movie."

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, wessie belched forth and ejected the following:

Only because the next paragraph starts with "I followed the fugitive"...

 

wessie says...

I don't often go chasing crims, so I'll steer clear of a GS for now, or
at least until the smell of piss has disappeared from all the BMW
showrooms I visit.

 

Whinging Courier says...

That Harrison Ford has a lot to answer for.

 

Thank f*ck he was ok... We may not always love the old bill, but thank
f*ck they're there...

I have recently had cause to call them...

Traffic cops rock... Despite my points, I do believe they are the good
guy's...



*ducks*

 

"Don't **** with PC Bishop."

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo belched forth and ejected the following:

I was in Makro the other day and quite fancied one of his hats.

Or was it Asda...

 

We know you're not keen on them but pissing on them in the showroom is a
bit much !

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Donald belched forth and ejected the following:

I think he was talking about the age of people that have to reach that
certain age before they leave that ammonia based smell upon the plastic
covered goodness that BMW call a seat.

 

Dont tell me--- you're gay

fx < farts>

 

Stay away from PC Bishop's bins.

 

Whinging Courier tossed off:

makes a change from the sofa, I guess.

--
Dan L

1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

"Once he was arrested it soon became clear why the car thief was so
desperate to get away. Not only was the car stolen but he was also
wanted by the police for a long list of crimes. Incredibly, PC Bishop
escaped with no broken bones - in fact his most serious injury was
ligament damage to his ankle, from which he is currently recovering."

So if the police had bothered to arrest him after any of the 'long list
of crimes'
then the Volvo wouldn't have been stolen, the BMW wouldn't have been wrecked
and PC Bishop wouldn't have injured his ligament.

Committing loads of crimes - not a problem.
Turning off the motorway in Swansea - a serious offence.
It's good to see that the police have their priorities right.

 

!What followed was a series of events that would usually be found in a

You can't bash the bishop?

 

I think the medication needs a small adjustment or maybe I need to add a
smiley ;-)

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Donald belched forth and ejected the following:

Miserable git