I knew I'd made a good move putting in an offer for a house in Spain when I returned to the news that the british gubmint wants to send snoopers into everyone's homes to measure up for the reintroduction of window tax and count your radiators. Anyway, I'm off to live in sunny Andalusia where brekkers can be picked from the trees and the bendy roads outside my new mountain home are nearly always dry. I have several spare bedrooms available for guests so I hope some of you might call by for Sangria and sun, it's only 40kms inland from Malaga airport.