Mr Kawasaki does make...

.... exceedingly fine motorcycles.

Oh yes. Oh yes indeed.

It's fucking lovely. And the toys! <fx: screen goes up, screen goes
down, screen goes up...>. And the trip computer! Range, instant MPG,
average MPG, battery voltage, tyre pressures (yes, really).

It handles better than it has any right to, and that engine... Oh, that
engine. And it's very, very comfy.

Do excuse me. I have to go dribble on it some more.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

It does look very nice and was very comfortable to sit on. I really
would consider buying a beast like this when I'm a bit older.

Your face was a picture when you offered me the keys and I said I'd
sooner wait until it was run in.

 

Do be careful Bond

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

Oh I shall.

Within reason.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

<G> Followed by "It doesn't *look* like it'd loft that easily", IIRC.


--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Oh, dear.

Are you officially old now?

Apparently so.

 

FOT tomorrow then?

 

I've been working on him.

He came out with some bollocks about his bees stinging Mrs WUN and her
getting a bit pissed off about it but I just suggested that he should
let her cure the problem with a gallon of petrol.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge

I'm collecting Timo and delivering him to his latest victim^H^H^H^H^H^H
acquisition.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Ah Mr Churchill, but in the morning I shall be older, and *you* will
still be a ginga.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

That's wasteful. Tomorrow I will also be extracting this year's honey
crop. Uncontaminated by unleaded, hopefully.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

That's the most feeble excuse for not doing a FOT I've ever heard.

Are you absolutely sure you didn't undergo some kind of gender
reassignment following your recent crash? I wouldn't normally be so
blunt, but you appear to have turned into a bit of a girl, see..

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge

<waves willy>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Paul?

 

Ahh they kept it for you. How kind.

 

Erm...

<whispers>
Laverda
</whispers>

 

Ahhhh. That's better

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel banged the rocks together and they said :

They do know how to build in that 'X' factor [1], don't they?

CIHAGM?

And may I say, it suits sir.

Tsk, I hope you wipe it on the curtains afterwards.




[1] Look, sorry, OK? My mums staying here and in 48 hours I've seen so
much crap-o-tv I never knew existed. Two dance competitions (Americans
definitely have the fitter burds), and the soaps. God, the soaps.