Mugged!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2005.

  1. I've waited a few days before posting this.

    Number One Son was mugged after school on Monday. There's a nasty
    estate[1] by the school; the Roundshaw. This is Purley, near Croydon.

    Anyway, he was heading for the bus stop with other kids, realised he'd
    forgotten his guitar, went back for it, and when he got back to the bus
    stop he was on his own and he got jumped by eight teenage fuckers who
    hammered him and gave him a right old kicking. And I do mean kicking,
    once they'd got him on the deck.

    They were after his mobile, which he didn't have with him. They grabbed
    his calculator, and then threw it on the deck before legging it.

    Woman saw it, called Plod, etc etc. Sum total - bruised and swollen
    face, cut on head, no bones broken. Plod treating it as attempted
    robbery, and he's giving a statement (by video - wtf?) at the moment..

    Thing is, that some kids nearby saw it and obviously knew the perps
    because one of them said: "oooh, Spencer 'it 'im really 'ard..." or
    words to that effect.

    OK. Assuming that Plod achieves nothing, who has a practical suggestion
    to ensure, um, redress?


    [1] No, not a Citroen.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2005
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    Slider Guest

    Bloody hell, sorry to hear that.

    Angle grinder.
     
    Slider, Jun 9, 2005
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  3. The Older Gentleman wrote
    Citizen power dude. You have to meet like minded citizens and form an
    information gathering group. Just quietly watching and recording like.
     
    steve auvache, Jun 9, 2005
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  4. I'm sure the residents of Purley would disagree with that lesson in
    geography. It's more like half between Wallington and the back end of
    Croydon otherwise known as Waddon. I see it's living up to its
    reputation.
    BTDTGTTS - unfortunately.

    Just make sure he doesn't get self absorbed or worried about being in
    that location. It's a natural reaction but he needs to be confident
    enough to be able to walk around without being terrified of being
    attacked. I know that's how I was for a fair while after I'd got
    attacked.
    The Goldwing and Blingmobile tour the estate playing the most horrendous
    music they can find at full blast. When the inevitable trouble breaks
    out the rest of the ukrm turn up and kill [1] the 8 teenagers.

    [1] well given them a lesson in how to be grown up or some such.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jun 9, 2005
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    Slider Guest

    [snip]

    Seriously though, you've got to be VERY careful you don't make it worse for
    your kid. Good luck.
     
    Slider, Jun 9, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    This is one of the most effective ways of dealing with people like this,
    who don't play by the rules like us nice fluffy people. It is very
    important not to say a word though, it has much more of an effect.
     
    Muck, Jun 9, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    muck@_TEETH_rulex.net (Muck) wrote in
    Followed up by removal of sim card from *their* mobile, (which you could
    stamp on), for further info on associates.
     
    tallbloke, Jun 9, 2005
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    Ross has been able to be prosecuted for the last 6 years
    --
    Alex

    Hermes: "We can't afford that! Especially not Zoidberg!"
    Zoidberg: "They took away my credit cards!"

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    Dr Zoidberg, Jun 9, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    That can work both ways you know.
     
    Ginge, Jun 9, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Beav says...
    Nasty business. Hope your lad isn't mentally scarred by it.
    Disagree.

    Don't bother with the ski-mask, let the little fucker see your face and
    the pleasure you're getting from battering the little **** senseless.
    Have an absolutely rock-solid alibi though and do not leave any of your
    DNA at the scene. Use carbon knuckled bike gloves and an old bolier
    suit and burn them afterwards somewhere well away from your house. A
    piece of 4x2 hefted across the shoulders is enough to disable them in
    the first place.

    DAMHIKT, IJDOK.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 9, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    ITYF they said "They caught up with the little black marketeer then. Got
    what was coming to him if you ask me, selling knocked off crisps at
    inflated prices, whole family's rotten. Scrap metal dealers are all the
    same".

    Or something like that.
     
    sweller, Jun 9, 2005
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    YTC#1 Guest

    Sory to hear it, I reckon he should be able to bounce back, I have yet to
    see anything trouble him for long.
    Speaking from experience, and not just the head->brick interface. As much
    as you want to get the fuckers, the chances of getting *exactly* the right
    ones is possibly minimal. If you go vigilante, you may get the wrong bod
    and then you are no better.

    Jean and I were attacked when I was 17 and she was still 15 by a gang of
    10. I took the brunt of it while she escaped. I was only able to ID 3 of
    them and was very bitter for a long time after wards of what I would do
    given the chance, after a few years you realise the futility of it.

    Due to the age of the kids concerned (sounds low teens) it is best to
    leave it to Jaime and his mates, if any of them are up to it they need to
    do what is required. If you do owt and get fingered you will be in deep
    shit.
     
    YTC#1, Jun 9, 2005
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    JB Guest

    Roundshaw! What a toilet. I went to John Fisher School in Purley and our
    playing fields backed onto that shithole. I got beaten/robbed of my new
    pushbike on my birthday on the wau home across the old airport by some scum
    from there.
    Lucky they didn't stck a blade in him too. They seem to enjoy that.
    No easy way. They obviously know which school he goes to and it would only
    be a matter of time before they got him again, no matter what form the
    'redress' takes. Get him in to TKD classes! Then tell him and his mates to
    'return the favour'?

    Hope he heals soon.

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 9, 2005
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    Foto man Guest

    Work on the ankles and toes with hammer so he can't use them for yonks.
    Use air pistol and fill slug with caustic soda and fire into knee.
     
    Foto man, Jun 9, 2005
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    RobbieWirral Guest

    You speak a lot of sense for a stranger................
    How's it going Bruce, you TC?
    I see our best player's gone then.
     
    RobbieWirral, Jun 9, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    I love it when these threads bring on the experts. :)
     
    tallbloke, Jun 9, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    True, things like this do bing the best and worst out in people. May I
    add.. stamp on the back of the upper leg with the point of your boot
    heel. :)
     
    Muck, Jun 9, 2005
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  18. <VVBG>

    From you, I can take that and grin.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2005
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  19. <fx: scribbles notes>

    Well, after doing him over, they went down the road, into a local shop
    and were caught on CCTV shoplifting. Rozzers have the film.

    Rozzers now have IDs and names, and they've got form, insofar as
    teenagers can have.

    Jamie may have to do an identity parade. We wait and see.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2005
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  20. Jamie's school is JF.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2005
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