Mugged!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Jun 9, 2005.

  1. The Older Gentleman

    Muck Guest

    Heh.. handbags at 10 paces is it?
     
    Muck, Jun 9, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    It's good, but I offer the following for full on newspaper headline type
    shame...

    Strip him, superglue his hand to his cock and leave him in the carpark
    of an out of town shopping centre using a car with no plates..
     
    Ginge, Jun 9, 2005
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    Lady Nina Guest

    On Thu, 9 Jun 2005 17:38:43 +0100,
    Nasty, sympathies.
    No verbals first? That's unusual.
    So in any future court action statement is played - much more
    effective seeing the emotion than having a written statement.
    And I bet it will be 'saw nothing guv' should the police speak to
    them.
    Jamie walking down the same street confidently knowing that he and his
    family don't have to answer violence with violence. You could try
    civil action but all it would do is drag it out, prevent you all from
    moving on and I'm assuming the muggers came from low income families
    who would not be able to meet any payments the courts awarded.
     
    Lady Nina, Jun 9, 2005
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  4. The Older Gentleman

    Lady Nina Guest

    Take out 'you may get the wrong bod and' is about the size of it.
     
    Lady Nina, Jun 9, 2005
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    Fr Jack Guest

    The back of the knee. Better penetration and delivers the caustic where it
    will do most damage.
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    Fr Jack, Jun 9, 2005
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    Guig Guest

    A fucking baseball bat and a balaclava!! Don't expect the courts to do
    anything worthwhile even if they catch the wee bastards, a court here
    just gave a bullying victim a suspended sentence after he snapped after
    2 years of constant bullying and twatted one of the cnuts ... left the
    wee shit with a grazed forehead, 2 black eyes and a cut mouth ...
    bullying wee bastard got off lightly if you ask me.
     
    Guig, Jun 9, 2005
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  7. Did nobody else see the contradiction in this?

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jun 9, 2005
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  8. You're saying that to a Charterhouse boy?

    --
    Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD. "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO# 003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jun 9, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    It's surprised me just how poisonous some otherwise-pleasant regulars
    seem to be when they put their minds to it.
     
    ogden, Jun 9, 2005
    #49
  10. If this 'Spence' one was the main hitter and the others were just his
    dogs, it'd be good to find out who this Spence is. Keep a watching brief
    on him and every time he tries to do something to better himself - bike,
    job, car, house, devise a way of scuppering him. Keep this up for 20
    years and thoroughly ruin his life.

    Mind you; being the scum type he is, he's probably going to do it for
    himself anyway.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 9, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    Ewwww.
     
    tallbloke, Jun 9, 2005
    #51
  12. Nasty. Pungee / pungy sticks. The Vietcong used to line pitfall traps
    with them. Horrible suppurating wounds and death in the jungle unless
    evac'd right away.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 9, 2005
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  13. Pretty much what I had planned for a scrote who burgled my mate's house.
    He got to hear of it and left the area for a few months. Driving down
    the road ages later, I spied said arsehole, stopped the car and leapt
    out for a word.

    I've never seen anyone run so fast.

    Actually, I hadn't really planned on kneecapping him, though it was the
    rumour - I was simply going to strip him and leave him on the Fenwick
    Moor at midnight.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 9, 2005
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  14. A million years of evolution, matey. Remember, all of us here today are
    the direct descendents of ruthless bastards.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 10, 2005
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    Dave Guest

    On the date in question Your Honour, the accused was attending a barbecue at
    my address in North Wales. I have 25 other witnesses that can support my
    staement.
     
    Dave, Jun 10, 2005
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    JB Guest

    Whatevever works, yeah!

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 10, 2005
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    Martin Guest

    Sorry to hear that.

    [snip tale of woe]

    They didn't try and steal his guitar though?

    Tell your son that his life will be far more rewarding than the plebs
    who mugged him, in all ways, then make sure that he does well on his
    chosen path and leave the police to deal with the plebs. Chances are
    they will amount to nothing and if you are really lucky they will end up
    face down in a damp, mold infested flat after OD'ing or worse.

    There is satisfaction to be had, years after an event like this, in
    seeing the utter mess that the plebs make of their life. If you are
    really lucky you will be able to follow this and possibly help them
    along their way by giving them some cash for drugs/alcohol etc.
    Which particular model? I quite like the DS.

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    Martin, Jun 10, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    Which, of course, would work if the accused hadn't had their fizogs
    recorded on CCTV just a few yards and minutes later.

    I have a very low opinion of the Police for a number of reasons but
    they're not as useless as they're being painted here by a number of
    posters; so don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail.
     
    sweller, Jun 10, 2005
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    Dan L Guest

    Really sorry to hear about this, glad he is okay ish, could have been much
    worse.

    My honest advice is to let it go on a personal level, let plod sort it out
    (although they prolly won't). If all else fails, try going down legitimate
    legal channels.

    I really wanted to let the scrotes who nicked the TS50 have it with both
    barrels, but after the dust had settled I decided that living well was the
    best revenge.

    You could try tackling the parents head on if you know who the perps were,
    but in my experience scum begats scum, and matters could escalate.

    What has happened is a symptom of the times we live in, which I guess is no
    comfort to you or your lad.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
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    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
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    Dan L, Jun 10, 2005
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    Cab Guest

    Poor bugger. Pass on the GWS.
     
    Cab, Jun 10, 2005
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