My DVD player died.

My pool's only 7 metres. But on the rare occasion that I actually drink
beer on the patio, I don't take my eyes off the can, ever since the
incident with the bee.

 

heh, what an inspired idea. Tho' by the time I do a length they'll get
warm and flat sat in the sun.

 

Nah. You want one of these: http://tinyurl.com/acm52y [NSFW]

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Wilson

What a *brilliant* site!

I may be some time....

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

You've never heard of The Onion????

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

I have, but I've never previously explored the video section.

I have been remiss.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I forgive you. I've just been mining it as well.

"Palaeontologists Discover Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator"
is genius.

 

Owwww my sides!

 

Got a Phillips for €50. It's got USB, so now I don't have to spend hours
converting stuff to DVD. Have to manually edit the header of the avi and
change it to DIVX. Bit poo, that.