My Eyes!

I hope this is a spoof.

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why do you think it's a spoof?

She's done worse.

 

Chill.
I can't think of anything about her outwards appearance I'd want to change.
Especially when she does her hair long and in pigtails.

 

Err, she's blonde - didn't you notice? I thought you liked the little
gooks.

that's beside the point.

 

Well yes but not only.
I've met one or two gorgeous Far Eastern gals who had gone blonde and looked
hot in a Tila Tequila sort of way. Nikki Gil looked pretty good blonde.
Mindewe I thought Ameriie Rogers made an irresistable blonde. TBF she would
look drop dead in or out of just about anything.

Gratuitous WS link
www.askmen.com/celebs/women/singer_100/145_amerie.html

No real surprise all the same that my teen porn idol was Tami Monroe

 

oh yeah - nice.

Now, I an sure I've done this before, but this is what my ex looked
like (I mean not the current ex, nor the one before, but this one)

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=e...snum=1&sqi=2&ved=0CC8QsAQwAA&biw=1440&bih=736

 

Is she:
a) standing awkwardly
b) wearing very heavy nipple jewelry on one side
c) lopsided?

 

And hopefully, Antonio Banderas will give her a slap if she shows her face
at a GP.

 

I've heard plenty about it from the MotoGP boys on Twitter over the last
couple of weeks, so suspect it's not a spoof.

 

I think she's standing with one foot bent, in that sort of "look, I'm
a model" style.

 

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:31&biw=1339&bih=557
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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1

 

no, that's not me.

 

Nope: http://bit.ly/gvfB9z

 

I'd heard about that but thought it was a new Barbie product!

Jeebus, whoever rides that bike is gonna get the mick taken something
chronic... unless they're actually PH.