My fantastic dog - update

Since the incident earlier this week, dog is now a bit of a celeb.
Reporter from local rag came round to verify the facts, but I didn't think
he believed me. Off he went, promising to write a nice story.
About half an hour later, dog is making a right noise. Wife orders me to
investigate, and found gentleman of the press trapped in the shed - the dog
fucking well did it again.
Wife complains about dog shit on the lawn, chewed shoes, dog hairs on the
carpet - but as far as I'm concerned that beast can do what it likes, where
it likes, and when it likes.
Postie, milko, kids, wife are left alone, but any other twat who chances
going in to any outbuilding is NOT getting out again.
If anybody wants to try, just go up to my Triumph and see what happens.
I wonder if Bennetts will cut my premium next year.
Dog is NOT for sale, wife.....possibly!

 

ROFL. Brilliant. Bet the reporter believes it now.

If he writes anything, scan it and put it up with.

 

ROFL. Brilliant. Bet the reporter believes it now.

If he writes anything, scan it and put it up with.[/QUOTE]

I told all the guy's at work about this... We love your dog... Nice
one... ))))

 

What did the police say about that ?

 

What they gonna do ? charge the dog with false imprisonment ?

AFAIK, but IANAL, the polis can't do a thing unless the dog savages the
hostage.

Cheers,

Paul.

 

I actually meant about the second intruder..

 

He was a journo and just doing his job ;-)

 

That would have been a good idea for the "I got pulled at 85" thread...

"Of course I crossed the line - I'm a journalist man ! That's what we
do...."