My fantastic dog

A few weeks ago a good pal of mine died, a retired dog trainer. His wife
asked if I'd like to have his alsatian, she never really got on with it.
Today it really earned a gold star.
Came home after breaking in a nice new rear tyre to find two "gentlemen" of
Brummy origin in my shed, who had been trying to steal my kids mini moto.
They didn't know that the dog will let any staranger in, but NOBODY is
allowed out unless the family say so.
Their van overheated, knackering the engine good and propper....sweet
justice.
Cops thought it was one of the funniest things they'd ever seen.

 

*Superb*! I would have paid cash money to see a video of that.

JB

 

Now that has brightened up my day... Good, good doggy... ))

 

Fantastic! I hope he's eating steak this week.

 

Superb!

What does it like, as a special treat? 'Cos it deserves one.

<Thinks>

Scousers?

 

Superb!

What does it like, as a special treat? 'Cos it deserves one.

<Thinks>

Scousers?[/QUOTE]

<holds Lesley back>

 

You could offer to lick its balls.