My hobby for today is...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Trendy B Bopper Deluxe, Jul 25, 2004.

  1. Violently wrenching my foreskin back (no forward movement - that would
    be a wank) as far as it will go at random intervals, which are
    determined by a progamm I've written on my Oric 1.

    Great wholesome fun.

    What hobby have you taken up today?

    P.S Does anyone know if reconstructive frenum surgery is available on
    the NHS?
     
    Trendy B Bopper Deluxe, Jul 25, 2004
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  2. In Bob triped:
    Especially if they start at the back!
     
    Andy Ashworth, Jul 25, 2004
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  3. Be still! and revere Trendy B Bopper Deluxe, who blessed us with their
    presence on 25 Jul 2004...
    **** off, Tez.

    --
    The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
    VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

    "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
    the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)
     
    Vicar Peter Parsnip, Jul 25, 2004
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  4. In message,
    go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) spewed:

    |Be still! and revere Trendy B Bopper Deluxe, who blessed us with their
    |presence on 25 Jul 2004...
    |
    |> Violently wrenching my foreskin back (no forward movement - that would
    |> be a wank) as far as it will go at random intervals, which are
    |> determined by a progamm I've written on my Oric 1.
    |>
    |> Great wholesome fun.
    |>
    |> What hobby have you taken up today?
    |>
    |> P.S Does anyone know if reconstructive frenum surgery is available on
    |> the NHS?
    |
    |**** off, Tez.

    IAWTP.
     
    Ebb Chernobyl, Jul 26, 2004
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  5. Be still! and revere Ebb Chernobyl, who blessed us with their presence on
    26 Jul 2004...
    He's a sick bastard, and no mistake.

    --
    The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
    VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

    "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
    the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)
     
    Vicar Peter Parsnip, Jul 26, 2004
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  6. go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
    May he choke on his own vomit.

    --
    Phil Kyle esq.

    http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

    "That's not cheese, it's the product of an unwashed foreskin."

    - Craig "I like cheese" Oldfield
     
    P.Kyle esquire, Jul 26, 2004
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  7. Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence on 26
    Jul 2004...
    He's a tramp, so it might happen.

    --
    The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
    VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

    "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
    the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)
     
    Vicar Peter Parsnip, Jul 26, 2004
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  8. go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
    Fingers crossed.

    --
    Phil Kyle esq.

    http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

    "That's not cheese, it's the product of an unwashed foreskin."

    - Craig "I like cheese" Oldfield
     
    P.Kyle esquire, Jul 27, 2004
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  9. Erm, surely you mean psuedo-random?
     
    Toad of Toad Hall, Jul 27, 2004
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  10. Be still! and revere Toad of Toad Hall, who blessed us with their presence
    on 27 Jul 2004...
    Yes!

    --
    The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
    VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

    "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
    the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)
     
    Vicar Peter Parsnip, Jul 27, 2004
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