NEC Bike Show?

What's 'ObPub'? I could be up for a bit of that too - not done the
Stafford for years.

 

Bloody newbies.

 

**** me! You must have been at the Yorkshire Clinic today!

Laid bare on the slab as I was, the fucking doctor (not yours of course
gave me a rigorous nutfettling 'just to see' if i had stonecancer. He had
big hands & a touch like a Gippo nicking lead off a Church roof.

Anyhow, it's looking like i might not have to be clipped at this stage

This bloke was fucking hilarious too, he did a few drawings on the bloody
whiteboard of my cock & how it would be affected by various procedures

He had one turn of phrase i loved 'we lose too many foreskins through pure
ignorance & religion' I mean, the man was a foreskin militant. If my cock
ever recovers, or needs a curtainflap operation, he's the man to do it

--


Nige, still intact

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

With BUPA the doctor would have been female, mid 30's, Asian, drop dead
and would have brought the consultation to a satisfactory conclusion.
With pre warmed hands.

 

It was Aviva lead I'm afraid, but my cock's gonna live to fight another gay


--


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

oh ffs, what a typo

--


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

[...]

Right. A typo. Common mistake, really, "d" and "g" are right next to
each other.

So, have a nice gay.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige

Paging Dr Freud. Dr Freud to the rainbow-coloured courtesy phone,
please.

 

http://bash.org/?5300

 

Are you mad? A stinking hall filled with poor people who stink even worse
and all trying to se bikes they can't even get close to but will see at
Squires Gate next weekend for free?


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I was beginning to think I was the only one who thinks the bikes how isn't
"A good thing"


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

That's tempting fate. Cane's already onto this thread.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Allow me to answer tht. Yes and no.

Yes, because it's very likely that I'll be going and bringing with me a few
Morini 3-1/2 bits (tank and side panels) and a fully refurbished set of
platic and metal for a Suzuki dirt bikey thing. There may even be a Honda
250 tank finished. The Morini bits and th'Onda tank are for Timo and he's
already fucked up this tank once, so care is needed

I believe the Suzi bits are thine. As a POI, I've got some "progress" pics
of the Suzi if you're interested.

And no, coz you'll fucking buy some SOB.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I hope to **** that was a typo Nige.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Superb. OK, that's sorted. I'll be there. I'll collect Timo's stuff for
him, if he isn't going.

Please. Believe it or not, I found a UK dealer that had some NOS TS250ER
stuff tucked in his stockroom. Although you've refurbished the old
stuff, it just seemed rude to turn down a pair of brand new mudguards
(in red) for £50 and a set of indicators for £40.

 

And baby oil.

 

If your plan comes to fruition I'll try to catch up with you at the show
or the hostelry. Adie owes me a pint (assuming the PDFlooper program
worked OK).


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| Pete Fisher at Home: |
| Voxan Roadster [ SPACE ! ] Yamaha WR250Z |
| Gilera GFR * 2 Moto Morini 2C/375 Morini 350 "Forgotten Error" |
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I went in 2001 and thought it was great (Id only had the 600 a few
months by then), went a few years laters with a couple of mates and
thought it was shit.

Id rather just walk round the grandstand TT week, youll see all the
latest bikes then!

Although, the Sidi Vertebra's that I got in 2001 with 50 sheets off are
still going strong, the bomber jacket died though.
--
Gavin.

GSXR600K1
Twitter: http://twitter.com/gavin_wilby
Blog: http://www.stoof.co.uk

 

Eh? It wasn't like that last year? I went on press day, cost more, but was
quite acceptable

--


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

It's fine if you're seriously interested in a new bike, but don't know
what you want, so you can try all of them, sort of side-by-side. But
don't go on a weekend. When you're considering spending up to 8k on
something, it's nice not to have to queue just because everyone wants a
picture of their spawn sat on one.

The Kawasaki stand had the best totty last time went.