Need Advice on Accounting Career

I am considering a career in Accounting. Do anyone in the group have
any helpful hints or suggestions for me? Please share your opinions
with me.

Thanks,
Debbie

 

JPG?

 

Via email would have been fine...

 

Pole Dancing instead

 

Pole Dancing instead

 

How do you feel about double entry?

 

<lol>

 

I propose the Honourable Gentleman, for this particular /double-entendre/,
for(waves hand) something.

 

I could go on at length about the merits of ACCA / CIMA / CPA
qualifications, but instead, I offer you this:

** Don't do it! **

You'll become a bore and all your friends will disown you. Possibly.
Scrimping and saving every last penny will become your life's
obsession.

Seriously though... IIRC some accountant bloke lived in a nice enough
but average suburban 3 or 4-bed house. He won millions on the
lottery. And didn't move. He bought a moderately priced new car and
invested the rest of the money.

In short, winning the lottery had almost no effect on his life. How
sad is that? This is *typical* behaviour of every accountant I've
ever known.

HVB

 

HVB wrote

I used to work for a thousand of the fuckers, every word you say is
true.

 

That's kind of my take on what I'd do if I won, but I'd also tell people
exactly what I thought... all the time.

It'd be great, kind of like self-sponsored tourettes.

 

I've never shagged an accountant but I've been screwed by one.

 

"
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I never suggested that lottery winners should stop doing everything.
I suspect we're actually in agreement, just at varying degrees.

Maybe it's just me, but I have no trouble finding things to do outside
of paid employment. If only I could afford to do more of them. <sigh>

HVB

 

Careful you don't enrage the resident number cruncher ...

P.

 

Niiiice!
That's pure class that is.