New bike

Any one got a Dragstar 650? There's one in my local dealers and I'm *well*
tempted. Looks pukka to me. Comments?

Thanks.

 

Do you really want a response to that question?

 

One of these? http://www.barrelbikers.co.uk/rab.html

It's now tarted up, so much so that Rab took it to a custom show and
won a prize...

Best Harley in show!

Speechless with laughter.

 

In message <>, ChrisDC

WTF did you reappear from? Have I not been paying attention?

& don't encourage the potential cruiser owner. You know it can only lead
to bum fun.

 

Yep, that's the one. Cor innit lovely?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Freddy Kruger belched forth and ejected the
following:

Yeah, all he needs now is a studded leather peaked hat.

*Snigger*

 

Bum fun! LOL...better watch watch you say - you may offend others...

Anyway, what's wrong with cruisers? Harleys (and clones) are THE bike icon.
Sports whizz-bangs all look like toys to me!

 

I am a figment of your imagination, only visible after galloping three
times anti-clockwise round the headless horseman's grave (though
Gertrude and I might put in a cameo appearance at the BOSM).

Arse.

Roads become challenging at legal speeds, you have to concentrate and
plan ahead in order to make any sort of reasonable progress. If I had
to choose again between my previous Blackbird and my current Drifter,
I'd pick the Drifter every time. No question.

Bear doesn't approve, but he understands why I do it.

 

Bum fun! LOL...better watch watch you say - you may offend others...

Bugger 'em ;-)

Harleys are for girls. Or for boys that are really girls.

 

Myself also.

He's yet to get in touch with his vaguely legal side...

 

Are you sharing a room with Wessie and BGN this weekend/

 

Thanks. I knew about *one* of them, I'll add the other to my
"careful-what-I-post-about-p**fs" list.

Ok, I'll come clean (watch mind!). I fekkin hate cruisers - I was just
trying to get a feel for the group's opinion. There's a bloke at work who
just bought one (DragQueen 650) and I already knew the general opinions of
most *real* bikers. I'm glad I can point him at this NG so he knows it's
not just me who thinks his bike is a POS ))

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Freddy Kruger

I think you should have the courage of your convictions. If you don't
like homosexuals, just say so.

That's interesting.

What's you definition of a "real" biker?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Freddy Kruger belched forth and ejected the
following:

They're the least of your problems; they're good-to-honest poofs.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Wicked Uncle Nigel belched forth and ejected the
following:

Someone that rides bikes or is noticed riding a bike, presumably.

 

There are a number of out whooley whoofters in UKRM, you should be
more concerned about the closet cases. They outnumber the honest
poofs.

Homophobe.

 

And plan ahead in order to stop, too (IYSWIM).

I still have no desire to swap my VN for a real bike. Not yet anyway.

--

Joe

VN1500 Classic FI (with added sparkle)
pikeyjoe ~at~ kinghell.com

 

Yes but I don't want to offend any more poofs. I already offended one poof
and would like to avoid doing the same with other poofs.

 

Stop back-pedalling and apologizing, it makes you look like a fucking
idiot. Get a grip.

I wouldn't think twice about trying to offend you, don't try to NOT
offend me as you're just digging a hole - you think I care. I don't
think the resident queers care what you say to them.

When we're not outside uphill gardening or being poo-hole pirates we
walk around in public just like regular people.

 

I only apologised because I thought I offended you.

****, I was only having a laugh you fucking poof! (better?)

!