New bike

So you're sorry you were sorry? You are truly King of the Apology
Monkeys.

Very weak. Must try harder.

Gosh.

 

No you fucking idiot, where did you read that? I offered an explanation,
NOT an apology.

 

In suitable clothing, obviously.

 

I thought you said you were straight?

 

In the bit where you said "I only apologised because I thought I
offended you." I have restored the line you snipped from your reply.

Using the world "apologised" is generally regarded as an apology.

Apology = Noun
Apologised = Intransient Verb

There are also many other words in everyday use in the English
language. Here are some more:

Bread
Purple
Tomato
Bazooka
Fuckwit

 

He appears to be quite messed up in that area.

 

I explained the reason for my apology. I DID NOT APLOGISE FOR APOLOGISING
YOU TWAT.

 

What an arsehole you are. I was prepared to try and make amends for
offending you by offering an apology. Since then, you've done nothing but
try to offend me and frankly, I can't be bothered any more, you're not worth
the effort.

*plonk*

Arsehole.

 

You're terribly easy to wind up. Please stay purely for my
entertainment.

 

Oh, go on, PLEASE be my friend!!!!!``!""!!!

All this talk of bottoms. *tsk*

 

as I'm sure you know, some of the most actively homophobic men are
themselves barely-repressed homosexuals. He could probably manage to
come out with only a little therapy.

 

I say; well done Nick. One of your first and nicely done, too.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

Folding@Home Team UKRM
http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=47957

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

Do you have crotchless panties?

 

Bloody hell it's you! You're the one that pursuaded me to buy a Blackbird.

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24
OMF #15
Buy this house: http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/main.htm
This will be ready soon:
http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/bb_in_andalucia_spain.htm

 

I'm sure that expression normally refers to someone who doesn't partake
of the alcohol. Don't know about the "out" bit though.

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24
OMF #15
Buy this house: http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/main.htm
This will be ready soon:
http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/bb_in_andalucia_spain.htm

 

I don't think I'm homophobic, but the thought of men shagging each other
makes me feel a little queasy (actually, it's seeing the *kissing* that
makes me want to puke). Does this mean I'm probably a closet queer?

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24
OMF #15
Buy this house: http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/main.htm
This will be ready soon:
http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/bb_in_andalucia_spain.htm

 

LOL!

 

no - your knob's too small.

 

Do you?

 

When women kiss you, do they puke?