New Racer?

Discussion in 'Bay Area Bikers' started by Yeti, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. Yeti

    Yeti Guest

    Luke: "You raced in the World GP?"

    Ben: "I was once a motorcycle racer, the same as your father."

    Luke: "My father didn't race motorcycles. He was a tool on a bowling team."

    Ben: "That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's
    ideals. He thought he should stay home. Not gotten involved."

    Luke: "I wish I had known him."

    Ben: "He was a cunning racer, and the best two stroke rider in the world.
    And he was a good friend. I understand you've become quite a good rider
    yourself. For over 50 years, two strokes ruled the racing world. Before the
    dark times. Before the Empire."

    Luke: "How did my father die?"

    Ben: "A young track rider named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until
    she turned to evil, helped other women hunt down and destroy the racers
    through marriage. She betrayed and murdered your father's racing career by
    having children. He sat around and got fat by watching Speed Vision and
    eating Taco bell. Too many sedentary nights weakened you father's heart.
    Giving into Vader for an attempt at a 6th child did you father in. Vader was
    seduced by the Dark Side of the Force."

    Luke: "The Force?"

    Ben: "Yes, the Force is what gives a racer his power. It's an energy field
    created by all living things. It surrounds us. Penetrates us. Binds the
    galaxy together. It also makes chicks want children. Which reminds me. Your
    father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle
    would not allow. He thought you'd follow Obi-Wan on some idealistic
    crusade."

    Luke: "What is it?"

    Ben: "It's your father's NSR 500. The weapon of a GP racer. Not as random or
    clumsy as a Gixxer. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
     
    Yeti, Oct 28, 2003
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  2. You and Larry should get together in the busy little shop and throttle
    each others' cocks to orgasm with your worship of all things Honda.
     
    Demetrius XXIV and the Gladiatores, Oct 28, 2003
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  3. Yeti

    Yeti Guest

    What's the matter D? Spill Chalupa sauce on your new team shirt while
    watching American Thunder?

    Yeti
     
    Yeti, Oct 28, 2003
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  4. Yeti

    Margaret M. Guest

    Mrreeeeeoooooowwwww! And they say women are vicious. *snort*
    Mag
     
    Margaret M., Oct 28, 2003
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