New Website - Honda of Bournemouth

For deals you will be prode of visit us online www.hondaofbournemouth.co.uk
or 5b Leyland Rd, Poole.

 

I can't resist. Why are Honda of Bournemouth in Poole?

 

well it is at the end of Wallisdown Road, which is part of the
bourough of poole

 

You might want to check out www.freespellcheckersforsemiliterates.co.uk
as well.

HTH

 

"Done, but with errors on page."

Nice.

 

**** off yer prodey bastard.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

And what's a prode? Is it like one of those half finished jobs that gets
fobbed off onto a Friday afternoon punter?

 

*qwallety*

 

The UKRM charter says:

"Advertising
Will be permitted, but limited to adverts notifying subscribers of
future attractions and events. Commercial advertising i.e. adverts from
motorcycles retailers etc. will not be allowed."

You appear not have read this, despite there being a link to it in the
FAQ. As a result of this you appear to have violated the charter with
your blatant commercial post.

Not Very Fucking Clever.

--
Dan L

http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

I can't resist, why are you posting commercial stuff on a newsgroup
where such postings are not accepted?

 

Dave, look in the mirror and you will see a bastard.

Why Honda of Bournemouth? Why don't you ask the owner of the company,
you fart.

For the rest of you, get a life you act like children. Grow up and
have more sex.

Have a good boring life, you miserable wankers.

 

How did Bear get out of my killfile ..?

D.

 

Get a life

 

says...

Wow, your public relations department really does do a fucking shite
job.

I must tell all my friends in that area to avoid your dealership, not
that any of my friends would be seen on anything as characterless as a
POS Honda anyway.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
Suzuki SV650 K3
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Yamaha 250 Flat-tracker
I ride way too fast to worry about cholestorol.

 

Bear secured a place in history by writing:

Phase 1 Marketing Campaign: Complete

 

Same reason Bournemouth University is, I suppose.

Oh, and the "Bournemouth beaches" that often appear on the news.

It's weird.

John

 

University? *chortle*

Dorset Institute Of Higher Education, when I were a lad.

Bournemouth? Yeah.

 

Who is this Dave of whom you speak?

I didn't, the smell must be coming from you.

 

I do believe that you are right.

 

That looks suspiciously like a giant bite.