New Year's resolutions

To lose some weight.

To get stopped for three-figure speeding and just to get a warning.

To get utterly wrecked at Chimay this year (again).

To get the Guzzi Le Mans Mark Two I'm after, and get it really, really
good and sorted.

To be more polite on ukrm, even with the utter fuckwits (this might be
the post difficult of all).

To acquire an imaginary 2004 R1 (this is easy - see sig).

 

The Older Gentleman wrote:

CIHAG ;o)

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://wrexhamseals.tripod.com

 

<fx: lobs over keys>

DFC. Tell me what you think when you get back, OK?

 

or if, mind if I go for a whiz to France on it ;o)

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://wrexhamseals.tripod.com

 

On Thu, 1 Jan 2004 11:39:08 +0000,

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What colour?

FWIW, Next on my list is to complete on a garage.[1]

[1] A proper home for my bikes, at last.

 

Red, of course.

I've already taken a pic of it:

www.chateau.murray.dsl.pipex.com/imaginary.R1.jpg

 

Not a bad list at all.

Best to set achievable targets, yeah.

My bike-related resolutions:

1) To figure out, finally, what sort of bike I want as my fun /
weekend bike, that would really suit me,

2) Buy one of the above,

3) Have a summer biking holiday. Not in Scotland - somewhere nice.

 

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Not yet having three years NCB, there's no real hope for me to get an
imaginary R1, so I've had to compromise.

 

All right. Who else clicked on it?

 

<smiles beatifically>

 

On Thu, 1 Jan 2004 12:15:16 +0000,

heh. <thinks> Of course and imaginary R1 shoud be an Ri -- 'i' being
sqrt -1

<fx: updates .sig>

 

So what you're saying is that you don't like being a fat, obnoxious
pisshead?

 

No, I *like* being a pisshead, which is why I intend to get wrecked.

 

You've lost all credibility already

 

I imagined that I did.

It's very nice - I might get one.

Ooh look, I have.

 

Well, he's only trying to lose 1 of those attributes.

 

That's debatable... It could well be j; since it's a thing designed by
Engineers and not Mathematicians.

 

The guy who taught me to ride was banned from using both the training
company BMW and Blackbird - for wheelieing both.

Eventually they made him ride an MZ skorpion 660, so he amused himself
with frequent kill switch backfires instead, as they weren't strictly
speaking a motoring offence..

 

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How much are they worth now?

Me:
To be a better rider
Beat Champ in a race.
Stop riding like a complete and utter hooligan. [1]
Meet of the females on UKRM


[1] This is serious. [2]
[2] Any motoring offence will be reported directly to the DSA and they
can take my Instructor car off me.

--
Alan

http://www.ads-training.co.uk
"Kneesliders Sponsored by Cane"
"Gower School" By Appointment".
R1. GSX-R1000 , Triumph Thunderbird, ZXR750L2 Racer(gone), GS500,
GHPOTHUF#27
TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1. SbS#23.
DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
http://sportsbike.org (our own endurance team) http://Team-ukrm.com
"Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"

 

The Older Gentleman wrote

To move what little I have to where it can do some good.

To get a bike. A real one.

To get laid without paying first.

To turn up for a ukrm do or two.

To learn some Greek. I already know more Latin than I want to.