Next bike?

I have two in my shed. The Real Man's Mower lives in the garage.

 

We've got a lawnmower in the shed but I think it's about 3 years since
it was used because the gardener prefers to use his own. I still think
he's a cheeky **** because he dumps the cuttings in the bin rather
than taking them away himself but I suppose you get what you pay for.

 

"the ton", grandad! What is this - 1968?

 

I'm expecting the return of Beryl Reid, next.

 

"Moy names Marlene"

 

<goes hunting for frog-based bestiality porn>

 

it's a classic, though apparently not actually released until '71.

However, I still maintain that "Chopper Chicks in Zombietown" is the
all-time classy biker-flick.

Film-related: not sure there'll be any bikes involved, but I am
looking forward to tonights double bill of "RoboGeisha" and "Bit Tits
Zombie" down at the Barbican - never let it be said that I'm not a man
of taste.

 

Friggin' whippersnappers.

 

One just can't get the staff these days.

 

Adie deals with the staff otherwise he'd be down the road and replaced
with a refugee from down south.