NIP

Oh great.

 

How rapid?

 

erm, i'll let you know once i consult my solicitor

 

And.. what county?

 

In the van ?

Paul.

 

Where and when? 'cos our post is usually a bit slow. Although I am now
assuming I got away with the car at Easter.

 

Where, when, how fast?

 

Would i be right in guessing your the one plod were after for the way to the
tog tour thing?

 

Oh dear.

<fires up ebay>

 

I don't know yet, the wife opened it. I'm off home in an hour anyway

 

Perhaps you need to get home after a few weeks away to discover your
motorcycle has been stolen?

Steve

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

Yeah, turn speeding into attempting to pervert the course of justice.

Great idea.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Heh. There might be a sudden rash of such claims....

 

It struck me that compared to losing your licence , job , house, wife
and ending up as a rent boy in piccadilly circus it was worth a go?

Steve

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

Nige is already a rent boy, he's not got that much to lose.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I'm watching you....

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige

Fortunately you won't have a licence to travel down and do anything
about it,

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Don't say that ffs. I'm a tad worried & the wife didn't sound right
happy.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige

Hope you haven't signed that new lease yet.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

She's married to a northerner - she's not likely to sound happy is she?