If hypothetically you'd been slightly slack in updating the details on your vehicle, and since moving a short time ago you'd lost access to the now empty property you used to live in. Should you realise a week or so after the fact that when you'd followed your satnav like a total tit you'd been down a one way street 'backwards', if you will, how would you find out if you'd been NIPed? Who does one ring and how would you phrase a question like 'Did you miss me being a bit silly?' without shopping one's self? If the nip existed, one wouldn't want to ignore it.