"No one would have believed..."

fucking hell - me for once; had one all summer/autumn, but been fine
since back from the Land of the Free.

 

I get one cold per year, which usually lasts a maximum of three days. I
haven't had anything worse for close to 18 years.

--
Veggie Dave
http://www.iq18films.co.uk

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

 

<waves>

Haven't had one in years.

 

Has anyone suggested using you for scientific research?

 

someone's missing their "irony" tags.

 

what was that .sig you used to have about toxic shock?

 

Toxic shock syndrome gets more women than I do. IIRC.

--
Veggie Dave
http://www.iq18films.co.uk

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

 

yes.

 

<Raises hand>

I never get colds. Man Flu, on the other hand, happens from time to
time.

 

I claim a whoosh here, Mister Umpire

 

I' glaube i' bin gewooshed gewesen.

--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

<waves>

That'll be me sneezing tomorrow morning.

 

ffs. again.

 

Ha! Didn't stop me getting this one. Done the rounds of this household
but saved me until last. 'Ginger Micks'[1] are proving effective at
bringing it to a conclusion more tolerably, if not quicker.

[1] make of that what you may.
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Quite so.

<Wipes snot from nose. Again.>

 

<raises hand>

 

<raises hand>

Had a flu jab yet, grandad?

 

Man-flu jab, innit.

 

Shoulda listened to those pesky kids.....

 

Same thing.