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Better yet, wear a skimpi top and a mini-skirt, then complain if any
of the women look at you.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace

I feel unwell.

 

'Better'? Whatever floats your boat. You sick ****.

 

I could do with a bit of extra income, wonder if they still do it &
allow knives & hammers?

 

Hey, I wasn't planning to witness it!

 

It's sorted. She walked out in tears halfway through the exam because
she'd 'lost confidence' after fucking up the final mock this morning.

Honestly, it's a fucking joke that people like this are left in charge
of handicapped kids. She was panicking when she walked in this morning
and the mock exam finished her off so how does she cope when a window
licker decides to eat their own shit?

 

Licks her hankie and dabs the sides of its mouth.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

You wait, she'll blame the "Hostile, misogynist environment" and get
given the certificate anyway. You'll all have to attend "Diversity
Management" courses.

 

Most window lickers don't eat their own shit, they prefer to throw it
around.

 

I have a diversity managment strategy right here on my desk. I just
bought the sign.

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"weirder"

 

I've done the evacuation trials at Cranfield airfield, they offer 15
quid for turning up, and a fiver to the first 5 off the plane. I've
never failed to get my extra fiver every time, but you have to do stuff
like run over the tops of all the seats and then elbow people near the
doors in the face to get in front of them.

 

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