Not ratarsed...

Oh arse. Comiserations. If you feel the need to get out of the house, I
have some painting that needs doing...


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MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

I have some beer that needs drinking over the weekend, or ride a bike,
or.....

 

You don't need to shag her. Just give her a lift into work on the MV a few
Saturday mornings in a row...

 

Sorry to hear that mate. Never good when that happens, to anyone.

Feel free to come out on the bikes with the Bristol mob anytime, I
think we may make it to Avebury next week on Wed eve & we're off into
sunny Brizzle tomorrow night if you want to join us, give Statto a
shout if so.

 

Would Krusty be interested?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip Luscher

Who knows? He's apparently given up fucking women.

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000 Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

But it's only a single-seater so she'd have to sit on my lap.

Ah... good plan.

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Thanks. I doubt I'll make it anywhere tomorrow night but probably see
you next week.

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You don't want much, do you?

 

Now, as in "before midnight"?
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..80264../..21661.../..31308.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
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\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR'06 Points: 75 Miles: 317

 

It is isn't it.

<self-pity mode>

If it hasn't left me by the morning.

</spm>

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Christofire said...

I've found more than a couple in my lifetime

 

<starts to put hand up>
<thinks>
<puts hand down again>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

New formulation Aieeee, now with added Aaaargh!

<contented sigh>

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WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000 Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

PFCT;

Going forward, you'll have to think about getting a two-seater for
Terry-Thomasing purposes.

 

I was tempted to phone that to see if it was Sofas Direct.

 

Holy fucking shit. Commiserations.

 

Krusty said...

Shit news, having been in the same situation a few times I'm sorry to
hear it.

Want to borrow one of my reserve ones, I have no use for them?

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Ahem, Dave. She seems to look favourably on Krusty. Nuff said.

 

I've only got one pillion-capable bike - & it's pink. I'm not sure that
would portray the right image to a potential suitee. I suppose it shows
I'm in touch with my feminine side, but it's not /my/ feminine side I
want to be in touch with, iyswim.

No, I think it's time to get the big guns out. I was going to put the
Corvette back on the road this year anyway[1], & that's a well proven
pulling tool.

[1] Hence my recent "anyone got a trailer" post.

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