not so much a willy willy....

And I bet it's waiting to race you on your bike...


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

The question is do racing incidents get a mention ?

 

One kangaroo, one dog.....

Theo

 

If you moved away he'd take the fence down.

 

"Newly arrived from The Netherlands, little Theo was fascinated by the
strange animals and especially wanted to see the Kangaroos and Emus up
close..."

 

"...it was a fascination he would never outgrow, and Theo went to any
lengths to achieve communion with these exotic creatures."

betty

 

One goat. Just ONE GOAT!!!

 

Dang. Beaten again - and this time I can't blame sentence length.

 

Many people do while on the internet...

Anti-Anti-Postman Pat

 

A story related to me today by a colleague who recalled an incident in
the 70's.

The local fire chief, a mason (impolitely referred to then and now, as
goatfuckers), had one of the hydraulic platform trucks out with it's
crew, to wash down the facade of the local masonic temple.

The firie in the cage, a catholic, radioed down to the Chief "Hey Chief!
There's a lot of goat droppings up here on this ledge. You want me to
wash it off?"

The chief radioed back, "No, leave it. We gather it up and sell it to
you catholics as rosary beads..."

Score one for the chief.

 

[applause]
And the Silver award for effective joke recycling goes to.....

 

They certainly made an unexpected impact on him!

 

"You land a million planes safely, then you have one little midair
and you never hear the end of it!" (text at the intro to Pushing
Tin, 1999)



GB, isn't that the movie where Angelina met Billy-Bob ?

 

I expect he made a greater impact on them...

 

I think I made a reasonable impact on the 'roo that I cannoned off near
Guyra.
The hot muffler whopped him fair up the date as I slewed sideways into
him(her?).
He wasn't there when I turned around and I've had 450km +1 year of "****
that was close..." so I reckon that even with the cauterised bung-hole he's
had the lesser impact!

 

My place at South Arm was just over the road from an emu farm. They
are quite tasty you know. Try a little revenge.

 

And emu oil is an excellent and therapeutic moisturiser with magical
anti-inflammatory properties!

betty

 

Do you think we're a long way from farming humans? (sorry about going
OT - it's a rhetorical question, no need to reply)
Long pig... mmmm... finger lickin' good...

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

It certainly made the Guzzi slide smoothly down the road.

Theo

 

They never recovered from the experience.

Theo