Note from WC

He's unable to post atm (which may or may no be a good thing....)
because some buggers burgled his gaff and nicked his computer (which is
definitely not a good thing).

He's not a happy bunny.

 

Ohh, fuckers.

Pass on a "Move to a less pikey area" etc etc would you.

 

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Oh, feck. I bet he's not, and with reason. Pass on sympathy and hope that
scrotes get mange, will ya?

Ali

 

Hmph. Our local Indian take away had an attempted armed robbery a few days
back. The lovely old bloke - me neighbour - wot runs it keeps a baseball bat
under the counter, and thumped the scrotes. Hard. They ran off, leaving the
gun, which turned out to be a replica, not that he'd have known. Mad brave
old sod, he is, and I like him a great deal.

(relevance? We're about a mile or so from WC.)

Ali

 

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Feck...Not good news indeed.
They left the sofa!

 

Wouldn't you?

 

Probably couldn't unstick it from the floor.

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

Bollocks, not a happy bunny. Sure I wasn't happy but I wasn't that pissed
off, either.

Might even be a blessing in disguise!