Nothing much

!

How's things? Did you ever find the speedy banana?

 

<nods>

 

Really? Do you want some salt to go with those chips?

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*cough* washing vans for UPS...

hey!, maybe he's got a better job by now, but that was what he was
doing last summer.

 

Heavens. I thought you were dead.

I'm not sure what's changed, except for the fields disappearing.

 

That's only 'cos I'd been sacked as site manager for some student
accommodation in Manchester.

I only did it 'cos I'd get £53 quid dole and washing vans, although
not perhaps as classy a job as some people seem to have, got me out
into the fresh air, was a piece of piss to do and left most of the
rest of my time free to masturbate in the privacy of my own house.

Now though, I have formed a limited company that does property
inventories for letting agents. Hopefully, with the changes coming
about in April with the Tenancy Deposit Scheme, I'll take on more
work, but for now I'm earning enough to pay my mortgage and buy
cigarettes.

Funnily enough though, I still find time to mastubate.

Ged

 

You stupid fucking prick, you spelt wank wrong!

Ged

 

You could always become a spammer-- they usually seem to have lots
of trouble with spelling it doesn't seem to put them off their
stroke.