NSW to act against bikie gang violence

No interest whatsoever actually. I swore blind I'd never work in North
Ryde again after that experience (99-02) - I've turned down several head
hunters before even getting to doing an interview on the grounds it's at
North Ryde

JL
(of course in the current market if I ended up out of work I probably
wouldn't be quite so precious ;-)

 

That's funny. I do the exact same thing.

Indeed and there's an easier way to get there now.

--
"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

 

OK, I'm back... Got distracted trying to do a bit of brain surgery on
some very thick skulls with low, sloping foreheads... Only to discover
their cranial cavities were completely empty. You should have heard
the echoes in there... "they were warned" "they're like the uniforms
and medals vets wear on Anzac Day" "they're really lovely blokes".

Ma-a-a-a-a-te.... the bullshit was endless...

Anyway... I've been thinking....

The causes:

Three possibilities present themselves almost immediately:

[1] They're genetically hard-wired to be dickheads. A genetic
defect. It happens.

[2] Cultural conditioning. i.e. their parents, peers, etc., are
fucking racist or sexist (often both).

[3] Attitudinal. i.e. they are arrogant (*) sons of bitches (to coin
a phrase). This arrogance transmutes into a sense of superiority.

When this sense of superiority is extended to their racial or gender
(or Outlaw club) identity, it "becomes clear" to them (much like the
mental patients who "become clear" that they are Jesus Christ) that
other races and the other gender (or non-Outlaw club members) are not
only infrerior, but that this inferiority can somehow be exploited for
the use of these "superior" beings. That's what "superior" beings do.
They exploit the "lower" orders.

If not dealt with (see below), this exploitation of the 'lower" orders
continues until they've trashed the entire planet. Then, the
environmental blip they caused will lead to their extinction,
evolution will burp, and continue without them.

(*) If the arrogance is deemed to be genetic, they are to be
reclassified as belonging in group [1].

The solution:

Group [1] can be euthanased. Maybe in the future, this condition can
be reversed with gene therapy, but for now, euthanisia is appropriate.
Their remains can be re-processed to make hand bags, lamp shades,
candles, soap, and glue. Nothing is wasted. Perfect recycling.

Some in the second group [2] can be re-educated. The rest should be
re-classified as belonging in group [3].

Group [3] can be kept in suspended animation and used for body parts.
All parts except the brain may be used. Their brains and other
remains can be sold in butcher shops as pet food. Nothing is wasted.
Perfect recycling.

How am I doing?

Hang on... There's some dudes wearing Rebels colours at the door...
I'll be back soon...

* * * * *

"Hello, Mr Vella... What are YOU doing here... What a pleasant
surprise... Cuppa tea??? Come in! Sorry we can't fit ALL your
mates in here, but we'll bring the tea out to the rest, ok? Now...
What brings you here, Mr Vella...???"

* * * *


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Ok, let's start with Douggie (we'll get to his Outlaw mates in due
course)... Would you say he's a [1], [2], or a [3] ?


=================

Onya bike

Gerry

 

Ok, no worries... go over there and sit next to G-S. We'll get to
you later...

NEXT !!!


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

*moves over on the couch*

Beer?


G-S

 

That's most civilized of you. Here, have a pocket fluffed peanut.
Who do you think will win this one?

 

Ooooeerrrrr... we're an official peanut gallery now!

I think it's more a matter of who'll lose it to be honest.


G-S