Yes they do exist :-) Private room, free TV, phone, nice garden, glorious sunny weather to sit in, slotted into a cancellation so just over 2 weeks waiting, in on Thursday, all the metalwork removed from my leg Friday, back home Saturday. Pity I also get my own private world of pain for the next 5 days or so. Metalwork removed to try and get rid of (significant) remainder of pain in leg/knee. Quote from surgeon who also cleaned the knee joint out:- "The knee is full of stringy scar tissue everywhere so we can't see much, but its working far better than its got any right to so enjoy it whilst you can" :) <waits for 0% APR deal on the ZZR1400> I must now be a very good boy for 3 months or so <quote> "No parachute jumping or sky diving" !