number one daughter

dad ive just crashed my car

(me) is everybody ok
yes

(me) where are you

im at home

(me) weres your car

its at home

(me) who did you chrash into

the bay window its ok though dad i reversed outand theres not much
damage but i hit your car as well its your fault for leaving your car
thier

i dont suppose you can pick me up in the van please dad i need to go
shopping


on first inpection need new drain pipe few bricks resetting , she needs
a new bumper , my car needs small dent pulled out

daughters

 

<snip>

Right up until this point...

I would have been sympathetic. However, after that point she would have been
walking!

 

Grammar...

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
POST PRODUCTION http://www.iq18films.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

I thought he needed a new keyboard too.

 

Punctuation, actually.

 

Still, like she say's, it's your fault...

 

Yeah, 'cos there were no spelling mistakes...

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
POST PRODUCTION http://www.iq18films.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

Whoosh.

 

She obviously needs a few extra lessons, and possibly some theory work.

Conditional on her being fit though.

 

Are you offering your services?

 

... stupidity being genetic.

 

Yes she's well fit , probably to much for you too handle though

--

 

yes dad

--

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steve Robinson belched forth and ejected the
following:

Why? Has she got freckles?

 

If a house moves too fast to avoid, I reckon I'm safe. <g>

 

Yeah, steve seems a bit overbearing though so maybe not.

 

That's okay, I might need a few lessons. We can skip the theory
though, I'm quite good at that.

 

Disturbing.

 

Yeah, thought that a bit.
--
'Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover 101 GS/Ambi (Morph)
BMW 650 GS Dakar
2000 Suzuki GSX1300R Y Hayabusa
KTM 520 SX

 

Well, if you want to skip the practise with props first, that's your
loss.