number one daughter

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Steve Robinson, Dec 26, 2006.

  1. dad ive just crashed my car

    (me) is everybody ok
    yes

    (me) where are you

    im at home

    (me) weres your car

    its at home

    (me) who did you chrash into

    the bay window its ok though dad i reversed outand theres not much
    damage but i hit your car as well its your fault for leaving your car
    thier

    i dont suppose you can pick me up in the van please dad i need to go
    shopping


    on first inpection need new drain pipe few bricks resetting , she needs
    a new bumper , my car needs small dent pulled out

    daughters
     
    Steve Robinson, Dec 26, 2006
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    Dan White Guest

    <snip>

    Right up until this point...
    I would have been sympathetic. However, after that point she would have been
    walking!
     
    Dan White, Dec 26, 2006
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    Veggie Dave Guest

    Veggie Dave, Dec 26, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    I thought he needed a new keyboard too.
     
    Cab, Dec 26, 2006
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  5. Punctuation, actually.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 26, 2006
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  6. Steve Robinson

    Owen Guest

    Still, like she say's, it's your fault...
     
    Owen, Dec 26, 2006
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  7. Steve Robinson

    Veggie Dave Guest

    Yeah, 'cos there were no spelling mistakes...

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    Veggie Dave, Dec 26, 2006
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  8. Whoosh.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 26, 2006
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    Christofire Guest

    She obviously needs a few extra lessons, and possibly some theory work.

    Conditional on her being fit though.
     
    Christofire, Dec 26, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Are you offering your services?
     
    BGN, Dec 26, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    ... stupidity being genetic.
     
    Pip, Dec 26, 2006
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  12. Yes she's well fit , probably to much for you too handle though

    --
     
    Steve Robinson, Dec 26, 2006
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  13. yes dad

    --
     
    Steve Robinson, Dec 26, 2006
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  14. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steve Robinson belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    Why? Has she got freckles?
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 26, 2006
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    Christofire Guest

    If a house moves too fast to avoid, I reckon I'm safe. <g>
     
    Christofire, Dec 26, 2006
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  16. Steve Robinson

    Christofire Guest

    Yeah, steve seems a bit overbearing though so maybe not.
     
    Christofire, Dec 26, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    That's okay, I might need a few lessons. We can skip the theory
    though, I'm quite good at that.
     
    BGN, Dec 26, 2006
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    Cane Guest

    Disturbing.
     
    Cane, Dec 26, 2006
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    Nige Guest


    Yeah, thought that a bit.
    --
    'Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'

    Nige

    Subaru WRX (54)
    Land Rover 101 GS/Ambi (Morph)
    BMW 650 GS Dakar
    2000 Suzuki GSX1300R Y Hayabusa
    KTM 520 SX
     
    Nige, Dec 26, 2006
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    Christofire Guest

    Well, if you want to skip the practise with props first, that's your
    loss.
     
    Christofire, Dec 26, 2006
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