O.T. From Dorfus Dippindunkin.

I got such a laugh out of some of peoples new names that I thought
others here would too. I'm still laughing! LOL

Someone here is called "Crusty Pottyshorts", See if you can work out who
it is. lmao. >

Aido. >



MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT
WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS...

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you
know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to

break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days than not..

Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,
so they
know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and
wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
Underpants

And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in
which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dink y

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of
your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = Hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = Humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice



Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.



Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.



And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day

 

Made me giggle


Tootsie Farkleface.

 

Crusty DippinDoodle


justAL

<SNIP>

 

Crusty DippinDoodle..
Now that's weird : same as justAl.

 

Crusty ChickenHead

Theo

 

Boobie Pottydoodle

 

You wont get much action with a name like that!

Damien
GPX250 -> CBR600 -> F650/R1200GS (when the $$$ are there!)

 

Dorfus Dippinhiney

bjbear

: Boobie Pottydoodle
:
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: Dale Porter
: GPX250 -> CBR600 -> VTR1000 + VT250F-J
:
: > I got such a laugh out of some of peoples new names that I thought
others here would too. I'm still laughing! LOL
: >
: > Someone here is called "Crusty Pottyshorts", See if you can work out who
it is. lmao. >
: >
: > Aido. >
: >
: >
: >
: > MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT
: > WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS...
: >
: > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
: >
: > Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you
: > know including the person that sent it to you.
: >
: > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
: > silliness to
: >
: > break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
: > days than not..
: >
: > Here is your dose of humor...
: > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
: > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
: > forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
: >
: > Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,
: > so they
: > know you participated.
: >
: > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and
: > wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
: >
: > The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
: > Underpants
: >
: > And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in
: > which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
: >
: > So:-
: >
: > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
: > first name:
: >
: > a = snickle
: >
: > b = doombah
: >
: > c = goober
: >
: > d = cheesey
: >
: > e = crusty
: >
: > f = greasy
: >
: > g = dumbo
: >
: > h = farcus
: >
: > i = dorky
: >
: > j = doofus
: >
: > k = funky
: >
: > l = boobie
: >
: > m = sleezy
: >
: > n = sloopy
: >
: > o = fluffy
: >
: > p = stinky
: >
: > q = slimy
: >
: > r = dorfus
: >
: > s = snooty
: >
: > t = tootsie
: >
: > u = dipsy
: >
: > v = sneezy
: >
: > w = liver
: >
: > x = skippy
: >
: > y = dink y
: >
: > z = zippy
: >
: > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
: > half of
: > your new last name:
: >
: > a = dippin
: >
: > b = feather
: >
: > c = batty
: >
: > d = burger
: >
: > e = chicken
: >
: > f = barffy
: >
: > g = lizard
: >
: > h = waffle
: >
: > i = farkle
: >
: > j = monkey
: >
: > k = flippin
: >
: > l = fricken
: >
: > m = bubble
: >
: > n = rhino
: >
: > o = potty
: >
: > p = hamster
: >
: > q = buckle
: >
: > r = gizzard
: >
: > s = lickin
: >
: > t = snickle
: >
: > u = chuckle
: >
: > v = pickle
: >
: > w = Hubble
: >
: > x = dingle
: >
: > y = gorilla
: >
: > z = girdle
: >
: > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
: > half of your new last name:
: > a = butt
: >
: > b = boob
: >
: > c = face
: >
: > d = nose
: >
: > e = hump
: >
: > f = breath
: >
: > g = pants
: >
: > h = shorts
: >
: > i = lips
: >
: > j = honker
: >
: > k = head
: >
: > l = tush
: >
: > m = chunks
: >
: > n = dunkin
: >
: > o = brains
: >
: > p = biscuits
: >
: > q = toes
: >
: > r = doodle
: >
: > s = fanny
: >
: > t = sniffer
: >
: > u = sprinkles
: >
: > v = frack
: >
: > w = squirt
: >
: > x = Humperdinck
: >
: > y = hiney
: >
: > z = juice
: >
: >
: >
: > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
: > Chucklefanny.
: >
: >
: >
: > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
: >
: >
: >
: > And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
: > adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
: >
: >
: >
: >
:
: