Fluoro orange as in dyno rod orange??? it's the queens own shit house unblockers innit,
Chapter 1 - The job June in London and it was hitting 20 in the shade. My shirt stuck to my back like my 40 a day Benson habit and there was something more than just the 30% chance of light drizzle in the air. When my phone rang I knew I was in trouble, only 4 people have my number; my boss, Captain Black and 3 women I used to be married to. I was in luck, it was the Captain. The captain's not a big talker and all he had to say that day was "It's a royal one", but it was enough to make my heart thump like Bambi's best friend. Fifty-five years on throne and the old girl had laid a cable which needed professional help ... and that's where I came in. Your 16oz jobbie is a tricky fella and it takes more than a Parisian underpass and a bloke on a scooter to make it go away. No, this was a job for Dyno-Plod. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Aprilia RSV-1000R, Honda VFR750F-L, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
I may have mentioned this before, but when in my late teens/early twenties one of my mates was a bit punky, a bit "**** the system", didn't do brilliantly at school (though not terribly). One day he totally gobsmacked us by announcing that he'd joined the RUC. When we asked why, FFS, part of his answer was "I like the uniform and they'll give me a gun to shoot Catholics".
LOL ... **** me, it's completely pavlovian. If you think a response of (in essence), 'they belong to the Diplomatic Protection Group' is 'trolling', I think you need a new fixation, 'cos your obsession with me doesn't seem to be doing it for you anymore. D.
I don't think Des is bright enough for it to be a troll. He might claim it was, but it seemed more like genuine incompetence to me. Ah, **** it. I'm bored of him. I'll put him back in the kf.
Bwaahaaha. Winged avenger, nearly the King of the Internet now. Yet you continue to encourage him by responding. The only way to deal with it is to ignore _everything_ he says. In the knowledge that even his very personal attacks have never been taken seriously by anyone outside of the confines of his own deranged mind. -- _______ ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (b.rogers at ifrance.com) \`\ | /`/ `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10 `\|/` `
"No really... that shade of what everyone else appears to agree is 'white' over there is in fact most definitely black."
