Odd things in Wales....

Whilst out earlier, I stumbled upon this:

http://www.cefn-yr-erw.co.uk/

I must pay it a visit, but WTF is a chimp sanctuary doing in South
Wales?

 

(SteveH) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

Easy to find the stock?

 

Nice to see that buying a new bike has cheered you up and brought out
the sarcastic side of you again. Don't let it slip again.

 

It's Welsh for "university"

 

Here's one of their graduates
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42479000/jpg/_42479169_dwayne_peel_416.jpg

 

Youth Opportunity Scheme.

 

Providing a new blood line for the natives?


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It's a secret plan by the chimps to take over the world, starting in
wales and moving onto norfolk.

 

You might well ask what Wales is doing in a chimp sanctuary

 

Headquarters of North Wales Plod?

 

We've got one of those things in a remote area near us. Owned by some lady
whose husband got seriously beat up by one of the chimps when he went to
feed them. He had to take days off from work since he could be sent out in
public jobs looking like he fought and lost in a pub fight.

Few years later, another ape attacked a couple who had been living with one
of their chimps and it got too old to deal with. The took it a birthday
cake, another chimp got angry, broke loose and ripped the gonads off the
guy, tore an eye out, and bit his foot off. It got away in the local forest
and hasn't been seen from since.

The just recently there was the woman living in the east coast of the U.S.
with a chimp that ripped the face off her neighbor. It got into the cop's
car and the cop shot it and killed it. Turns out the woman took baths
together with the monkey along with red wine drinking bouts in her bed.
Sort of creepy, eh?

Women got some strange attachment to animals like lorrie loads of cats as
well, almost a mental disorder. I know one who has far too many cats,
chickens, rabbits, ducks, dogs than she can afford. Even spent $15,000
fixing the leg on one. Luckily, I got away from her.

Looks like the owner of the Wales Sanctuary is a woman also, Shirley
McGreal. Figgers.


B~

 

<boggle>
Life in Wales, eh?