Off

on a short break to go and see (and sample the hospitality of) that
there Thomas, newly (iirc) of this parish.

If it turns out he's an axe murderer, you know wh

 

The sexual grooming worked then? Well done.

Thomas, Simon's puppies aren't what you think they are.

 

Off for a good fisting?

 

Oh, he's a bit odd but who here isn't.

Don't mention Sarah Palin unless you know CPR.

 

It has long been established that usenet denizens are pretty much all
damaged goods. Some really lovely people, mind - we just all have our
.... quirks.

 

I've got an absolutely cracking response to that but I fear it would be
taken as mean-spirited, and I am desperately trying to top up my karmic
balance.

 

Well now that you've got the disclaimer in, let's have it. If you
dare. Fatty.

 

<lip trembles>

Shant.

 

all over the place when they are not needed missing when they are.
SIRPip is slow today.

 

<pokes Olson's ribs>

G'wan, g'wan. You know you want to. You poof.

 

The question occurred to me after I'd given out my address - What am I
letting myself in for? He will have an accomplice.
FWIW, I don't own an axe. But I do have a chainsaw - for defensive
purposes only, of course.

 

I'd say GFY, but under the circumstances, you might already be there.

 

D'oh!

 

I can't be everywhere, all the time, you know. Junior pedants need to
step in when the need is perceived.

 

It's not necessarily wrong. You might think it is, but...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contractions_of_negated_auxiliary_verbs_in_English#Shan.27t

 

Thank you for your confidence inspiring, nomination to the post of Pedant
Lareate II. I would like to thank my mum who taught me to speak proper
like what she did. My agent and of course the cast and crew who were very
supportive during the production. Particularly thanks go to Martin's
Sheen which was very shiny during the filming of Apostrophe Now.