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Anyone got any neat ways to confront or catch him without looking a complete Plant something in his/her desk. Then confront them. If it transpires that you were wrong, open their desk and say "Aha, as I thought. You thieving twot!!!" Your saved and the real thief will be put of thieving for life. Unforntunately you may lose the faith of the innocent victim of your suspicion but who cares, nobody in the office is going to either like them or believe a word they say after they were caught with your laptop/underwear (delete as appropriate) in their draw. Hope that this helps.
Please, in the name of all that is holy, get a spell checker. Better yet, a proof reader ;-) Here's a starter for 10: Your saved -> You're saved put of thieving -> put off thieving Unforntunately -> Unfortunately draw -> drawer
Your saved -> You're saved I know, I am a teacher. But I never can be arsed online, I just abbreviate as much as poss. I also type too fast so unfortunately I make a lot of typos, and also can't be arsed going back and changing them. So what?
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Oh. My. God. "Last week I cudn't even spell teecher, and now i are one!". -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets and Ducati Race Engineer. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39(P) Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big" Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
Cane scratched... C> What kit and set up do you use? What Ginge said. It looked like a PIR and was linked to a video player. Basic and effective.
Dan scrawled... DW> One what? 'One' very sneaky creep around the offices, poking their noses where they had no right to.
There's abbreviating, and there's shit spelling. So slow down, or learn to type better. So while it saves you a few milliseconds, the rest of us have to read your lazy posts and mentally correct them, so you're wasting the time of everyone else.
Any idea how much effort it would take to detach a laptop from one of those dinky cable locks? The cylindrical locks we use will open in a few seconds with a paperclip. I haven't tried a good tug but I wouldn't be surprised if it was effective. So the locks will deter everyone except a thief.
so you're wasting the time of everyone else. Sorry, you've got me confused with someone who gives a ****.
That is much better. Thanks, I e-mailed it to 15 people who all spell checked it, grammar checked it, ran it via the think-tank at Collins and then sent it back to me. Hope that satisfies all interested parties you bad tempered, cantankerous, tetchy, argumentative bunch...
Beav wrote: Love it. Reminds me of when I was interviewing a customs investigator at Dover a few years ago - booze runners and the like - and he said if they had some likely lad in the interview room, and a Transit load of baccy and Scotch parked outside, and he asked to phone his boss, they'd give him one of their mobiles and say: "Here, use mine." And it was amazing how many actually did. "Ah, now remind me, how do you get the last-number-dialled function on this thing again....?"
So what? You spell BANDIT like that not Banidt. You'll find it written on your bike and your manual if you get stuck again in the future!
