Oh bollocks!

Anyone know how to get permanent marker off of a dining room table?
Preferably prior to the return of the wife.

 

Angle grinder.

Failing that, some sort of solvent, but if it's polished, you might end up
doing more damage to the finish.

 

Toothpaste.

 

Excellent!

But it looks like it's going to be a long night getting the damn thing
cleaned.

 

Colour the whole table in, then say you saw Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen do
so on TV and apparently it's the new thing.

 

Smokers works quicker but is more abrasive. Be careful!

Stain or pain. It's your call.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember John Higgins

Acetone, Trike, or any number of things that will give you cancer years
later and cause your balls to drop off.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

So, the choice is now or later then?

I got most of it with the toothpaste. I'll get the rest after I put
the culprit to bed.

 

Vinegar.

 

Oops! I meant Duraglit.

 

Renapur.

 

Some old bod from Yellow Pages.

 

John Higgins

That reminds me of the ad with that bloke eating supernoodles,
spoiling his wife's white blouse and then pushing the blame onto
the kid on the sofa.

 

platypus

KY-Jelly

 

Mea culpa, I left the bloody pen on the table, number 2 sprog just did what
comes naturally to 2 year olds.

 

wet fag ash
trust me
problem is it also buggers polish

 

Indeed. Those little alcohol wipes you get in the chemist work as well.