I'm shedded.
I'm on my way. Had to be a good boy to drive Granny Wheels (Wifes mum, who had her legs amputated) and Granny Stick (My mum who had a massive stroke and trouble walking) to and from their respective nursing home & sheltered housing to our place for Christmas dinner, wine and whisky, and drive them back. Odometer shows 259 miles once I got back home. Now on a nice red, and deciding what to have next. Decisions, decisions.
Inbound right now, hopefully not outbound later. Then again, if the moment arises I can always blame feeling poorly on my mother's over- boiled sprouts.
That's what I had for breakfast. It was all downhill from there. Finished the day on two different kinds of Chimay and a pound of sausages for supper. Ready for bed now. Nightnight.
Dunno about righteousness, but I've now had two bottles of my favourite red, and started on some beers I have a liking for. <this took fifteen minutes to type and check for errors just because I tried to type righteousness with the same spelling, right or wrong> I will be falling off my chair when I next try to get up for a piss. Then I will go to bed, whereupon my wife will probably repair to the spare room. I will find out in the (late) morning when I wake up, how disgraceful I get myself tonight. I must be pretty OK because I can still see just one keyboard, and I haven't pushed the cordless mouse off the desk, but it's getting close.
bad form an' all, but just woke myself with head six inches from the floor. I knew that would happen. <opens another bottle> Can't wait for New Year.