Oh Cheesus

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 28, 2007
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon
    Sounds like it was a beef fondue, hence the hot oil.

    And...

    Something should be DONE! A child could quite easily have been hurt.

    Ban fondues.

    <fx: paints signs>

    BAN FONDUES!
    FONDUES OUT!
    PAEDOES EAT FONDUES!
    KILL THE MELTED CHEESE SCUM!

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 28, 2007
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    You might have meant it sarcastically but I think you're right. It was
    a nasty incident.
     
    Colin Irvine, Dec 28, 2007
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  4. Why stop at fondue? Ban hot oil. Ban oil!
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 28, 2007
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    Cane Guest

    Cane, Dec 28, 2007
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    Geo Guest

    The Americans might have some ridiculous lawsuits, but it does have positive
    results when it comes to protection/prevention. Here's a nice example of a
    red leicester fondue accident:
    http://tinyurl.com/2y2gsc


    Geo
     
    Geo, Dec 28, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    I'll go along with that. Melted cheese makes me vomit.

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    Lozzo, Dec 28, 2007
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  8. Bastards.

    Look, if people moan about untagged urls and then moan about tagged
    urls, they can go **** themselves.
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    Makes the day a little brighter
    Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
    And stick them up your shiter."
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 28, 2007
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    Pip Guest

    That's a bit of a rash generalisation.
     
    Pip, Dec 29, 2007
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  10. Exactly, it is the carrot chunks which are the definitive mark of true
    vomit.
     
    steve auvache, Dec 29, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    platypus, Dec 29, 2007
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    Bod43 Guest

    Hmmm - sauce is a bit thick - did we forget to add the wine?
    (not that I ahev ever made one)

    Sounds more like they put the butane cylinder on the stove
    or something tho. No doubt time won't tell.
     
    Bod43, Dec 29, 2007
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