At Number One Daughter's school: a young male teacher is 'no longer on the premises'. Arrested and charged after an inadvisable exchange of text messages with an under-age pupil. Escorted off the premises by Plod, but best of all.... .....it was the day the Ofsted inspectors were in. I haven't stopped laughing since. Nor, it must be said, has Number One Daughter, who has a *nasty* sense of humour.