So we were about to go out for a meal tonight, given that it was our wedding anniversary [1] but the young lad who lives with his olds next door had parked his corsa across our drive (which is next to theirs) so I couldn't get the car out. Why he did this I don't know, as we've all lived here for 5 years and it's not like he doesn't know it's our drive. He's only 17 and a good lad, so maybe he just forgot and I'm sure it wasn't intentional. I left the house to go and knock on their door, but walking past the car I noticed that the passenger window was open. Forming a cunning plan, I tried the door handle but it was locked. Luckily I could get my arm inside and simply opened the door from the inside. Thinking that I'd just roll his car out of the way, I thought I'd wind him up a bit, so I opened the driver door and hopped into the driver's seat then let the handbrake off. The steering wheel was locked but it was parked straight so I just rolled it about 15 feet past our house and out of sight of theirs. For added effect, I popped the bonnet and propped it up, then left the hazards flashing before shutting the doors again. Boy was his face a picture as he ran past our house thinking his car had gone :-D [1] you get less for murder.
