Oh, he's a Union Man ...

He is, you know, I've just seen our own Comrade S on the box, justifying
another rail strike. All scrubbed and suited he was, tie fastened and
hair combed - quite the eloquent front man, too.

Power to the People!

 

I don't suppose you managed to record it did you?

He was on the phone to me earlier asking if I could record it so he
could add it to his collection but unfortunately I'm working on our
newest and finest hunter-killer submarine at the moment so I wasn't
able to oblige.

 

He's probably quiet here for a reason, you know. I once a a lady friend
whose brother and father were big in the <thinks> CHOSE sp? executive who
were very different in private compared to their public pronouncements.

Comrade S has a career, you know and when he is God King Emperor of all
he surveys, we should let him get on with it because I, for one, have not
the stomach for such an enterprise.

 

<bad form> HAD a lady friend...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Ah, all becomes clear. I had a one-ring missed call from him. I assume
he heard the forrin ringtone and assumed I was of no further use in the
struggle of the proletariat.

Good call, really.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

What time and channel was it on? There's some odd stuff gets picked up
on uknova.

 

Pinko-commie media tart.

He won't be able to fill up his Jag on strike wages.

 

No, I didn't. It was here and gone: by the time I'd clocked him he was
cut away to rail footage and relegated to voiceover.

22:30 on Anglian News.

 

Of a week? A WEEK? FFS!

 

He needs the time off to sort his Guzzi out. 7 days should see it done
and sorted

 

At least that'll stop anyone bitching about how crowded the carriages
are.

 

Sack the overpaid workshy scum & give the jobs to people who are
unemployed through no fault of their own.

 

Yeah, okay, that counts as odd.

I'll have a look... nope.

 

Krusty for PM!

 

Bring back Maggie!




I've gone too far now haven't I...

 

Not for me you haven't.

 

Good plan. I expect Darsy always wanted to be a train driver.

 

not at all.

I always wanted to be an assasin.

 

With tongue forged from eloquence?

 

I'm mildly ashamed to get that reference.