Oh joy.

Got a text off Nige tonight.

Seems the daft **** is in Barbados, but also in hospital.

To quote.... "I had a muscle spasm and went down like a spazz with no
callipers"

Anyway, I'm reporting the fact that Nige is broken just FYI and I'm not
pissing myself while I do it


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Beav

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Starting the new year right. I hope you called him a ****.

 

Beav says...

Dopey ****

How the **** will he ride this Daytona back oop north with no fucking
legs?

Paging WUN - You ever made spazz-calipers?


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Lozzo
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Suzuki SV650 K3 (For sale - email for details)
Honda CBR600 F-W trackbike
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Suzkui TS50X x2

 

He musn't die until he whispers the name of that tame Ducati mechanic.

 

He's fucked. They should just bolt all the bits back on and Nige him out on
Ebay.

 

What and spoil the fun of us who don't gaf about Dukes? No, let him die
now and have you lot a wailing and a grieving and a gnashing your teeth
and a breaking down regularly and give the rest of us a good laugh.

 

I can picture the ebay ad now...

Last time it ran, it ran perfectly.

 

Why stop now?

 

I am not sure I could go a whole year without complaining. It would be
nice to have reason to do just that.

 

What's the acronym for this? FFOTY - First Fit Of The Year?

 

Indeed I did, because it would've been very rude not to.


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Beav

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He could rope in Monz I suspect.


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Beav

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Is there only one X-ray unit in Barbados?

Fucking pikey place if there is.


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Beav

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Yep. Only one. Only two or three people working in it too. One of them
the aforementioned English lass.

Pikey is not a word I would associate the place with, although I'm sure
now I've been there property prices will begin to plummet.

 

You wouldn't want to be involved in any "multi people" accidents there then.

Do Americans go there? If so, it's pikey enough.


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Beav

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